Comments on: Adam Shmadam

By: collin

collin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

its weird you trusted Carl more at the beginning of school than you do now. i have to admit, i was one of those persons that stole stuff out of hafners room: but i always put it back, in the wrong place, or in the bathroom. It seems like we're talking about hafner as he were dead, but really; without miles, he might as well be. MORE REMENICING. Remember when hafner kept playing those obnoxious music videos by Brittany SPears and all those other crappy artists. And can anyone forget what i did to get back at him for leaving us at Pizza Ranch :devious: and whats funny he probably doesnt even know, but those of you out there, you know who you are.

Remember when hafner would get all drunk over at tyson's or someone's and then he would come back and stumble around like an idiot and then he did the ol' lock the door while its unlocked bit and we were inside laughing at him.

oh man...i should transfer just so i could run in and scare the crap out of him.

i love you guys! :devious:

By: Jess

Jess — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Here's my Hafner story.

One day last year he was in the TC eating and a bunch of us got done and went to go talk to him when I noticed that his Nike shirt was inside out.

He hadn't noticed. :D

By: Dusty

Dusty — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Obviously, Jess hasn't learned the lesson of only press the button ONCE!! :bounce: j/k'n

My hafner story goes... we were room'n together and I woke up in the early morning hours to Adam talk'n in his sleep. It was a moan, a skwirm, a yell.. it was hafner, installing a scanner in his sleep. :D

The worse memory of rooming with haffy was: One night he came in late and I asked him "What have you been doing to night..??" to which he replied.. "Smell this.. " :peekaboo: You'll have to ask him for the rest!

By: Bryce

Bryce — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Well, being that I didn't go to DSU with you fellas I guess I only have a couple stories to share:
1.
The way he and my mom can acted together. It's weird, my mom is pretty laid back and everything, but Miles and I on occasion still get busted for the occasional curse. Adam never really seemed too scared of my mom. Like when the car broke down and my mom had to pick Miles, Adam, and I up and the next thing I know I hear Adam say "Shit" twice in one second!! My mom just kept on a talking and I wouldn't doubt if she dropped some Curse Bombs as well.
2.
Show Some Leg ;)
It's not like you're dead Adam, I'm sure next time I see you I'll be whipping my white borderline gross legs out just for you Hun

By: Jill

Jill — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Remember that time I was in your room and I hit my head on the loft? :depressed: Oh wait...that was like every time. Either I'm not short enough, or it's Miles's voodoo. :\

Something about Hafner that I'll never forget is how hard he laughed the night he was looking at Mullet sites. I never saw what was on the screen because I was watching a movie that he was also suppose to be watching.

But I remember looking over at his facial expressions every time he saw a new mullet. He'd say, "Oh man....that's bad" while he was dying laughing. :D

There are so many Hafner stories, but it would take me forever to write about them. "It is mine..my own...my...preciousssss" (You just gotta hear him say that one!) :bounce:

That's all for now. :rolleyes:

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

my favorite hafner moment is when i enter the room and he gets that look on his face.. you know the one --> where he's just a little too excited to see you. next thing i know, i'm in big bear hug, my face instantly changes to a "oh my god, what the hell is he doing to me" face. finally, he sets me back down, smiles, and slaps my ass.

hafner makes me uncomfortable sometimes..

By: Adam

Adam — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

well, i can't believe its happening, I too look back at the past and reminisce of all the good ol times. I have to acredit some of the things that i do to miles, he has effected me in soo many ways. I mean, without miles i would never have appreciated the guitar so much, i would never have realized that catholics aren't so bad after all, i would have never gotten to realize what a Krispy was, i would never had experienced a roommate that colored his hair, or fully understood the flexibility of the guitar as an instrument, or how easy it realy is to break a $5 chair, or how destructive an old 5MPH speed limit sign can be, or how exciting a 2 hour trip to a small town to deliver a young freshmen with dirt behind his ears to his parents because he didn't have a car and his friend forgot to pick him up. Or how about my musical appreciation, i mean without miles i would have never heard of Ben Folds(after he was in Ben Folds Five) or how about the excitement we both got when we realized how great the remix of the song Peaches and Creame was, or maybe how influencial 'Tuesdays Gone' can be on a person's mood, or how great a person miles was even when he is consouling a drunk(besides me) or how great a mechanic miles is when he 'fixes' a blown out spark plug by forcing the spark plug back in the hole, or when when he was showing the 'handy man' inside by duct taping a foot from his bed to the wall and hanging his coat on it, only for it to fall on the floor 10 mins later, or the multiple times i was miles alarm clock because i would come back after my 11 o'clock class only to wake him up after he missed his first two classes. well, if if come up with more i will post them, but i will let you guys and gals digest this right now. TTYL Miles.....you complete me....Lil Fella.... :D....Got one more great moment, how about the time miles met my mom for the first time, and got to realize how much our parents are alot alike, making fun of us infront of our friends....maybe that's just me, but i doubt it...I am not going to say good bye because we aren't finished....not by a long shot, maybe (crosses fingers) miles will move down to my side of the hall

....oh, by the way kid, good luck..............oh by the way doctor....thanks...... :D

By: Awayken

Awayken — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

In my own defense, yes I am awesome.

And, Adam, maybe one day I'll write you a musical montage (montage, montage)...

~ :ghost:

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

hey!
i made the first ever 'krispy' --> how bout a little credit ;)

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

By: Adam

Adam — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

well, like i said, i am back with a bit more. How about the Heatvision and Jack episode. ParaGONE jack, get it? ParaGONE....yeah..ha ha ha.....or how about when we rehersed your lines for the play this year? or how about the time when you slept on the floor at the beginning of the school year that was great, everybody would come in and i would look like an room hog because everybody thought that you slept on the floor because i made you. how about your latest invention 'Strorange' or your complete hatred of the band Creed. Or the collection of terrible chinese fortune cookies on your door, or how you and jeff mad a mockery of the internet being down by hanging signs on brendans door blaming him. Oh, and how can i forget your influence on me having to do with Canadian Sketch Comedy. did ya see, did ya see, the doctor and me? LOL Or the multiple times you and jeff would write 'Adam Hafner LOVES THE COCK' on the table tents in the TC. or how no matter what i said about your mom when you talked with her you would say 'Adam says he hates you' instead of what i really said. Oh, and remember the big meal your mom made me when i took you to your house last year? Or how you finally made it clear to me that Nirvana was a great band and that i wasn't giving them the credit that they never wanted in the first place. LOL and since we are on the topic of giving credit, i should tell everyone that Krispies were a 'joint' venture. Get it JOINT!!! LOL wow, i crack myself up. well, time to get going, but it has been great and will continue to be great. See ya tomorrow Miles.

By: Awayken

Awayken — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

In my own defense, I never wrote a single Anti-Hafner message on those table tents. I guess I have more RESPECT and CLASS than that (Jeff).

But Hafner does love the cock.

~ :ghost:

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

hehe, he never saw the porn one, did he? :devious:

hafner the cock.

By: Bryce

Bryce — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

That's it Adam, no more showing a little leg....so oblivious...so naive...I thought he was joking...

By: Mandy

Mandy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

[ The story that was here involved some very heinous activity with a horse and Mandy. The story was so embarassing that Hafner slapped my ass until I removed it. Sorry Mandy. Sorry Secretariot. ]

By: collin

collin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

you should post that picture, thats what we need flying around the internet :S

By: collin told me to

collin told me to — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

awww... your tribute is soooo sweet!

well, my favorite hafner story is... oh wait. i don't know him.... :( i just realized my life has no meaning.... :depressed:

By: Girl Hafner

Girl Hafner — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Oh man...over the years there have just been so many great Hafner stories that you guys can only dream about. Too many fights, laughs and words to remember. I guess in light of being a good sister, I will just add one not-so-embarrassing story so that my brother won't completely dissown me. ;)

When Adam was little he was in baseball, I mean this is when he was young, like 1st grade. He was usually the catcher, occasionally doing other postions too. My dad and I had gone to watch his game. Adam was catching, and I have to admit at the time he was pretty good at it. I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I know someone hit the ball and my brother had the opportunity to catch the ball and tag the base runner coming into home base. As he tags the runner, the umpire yells, "OUT". Adam stands there in awe, turns to the base runner and says, "You are A-U-T...OUT!!!!" It was hilarious. :)My dad and I still have not let him live that one down.

Okay, it was hard, but I finally picked a story that wouldn't get me into too much trouble...although there were many more to choose from. lol. And I'm sure there will be many more to come.
:D

By: Mandy

Mandy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Well, in light of my other story getting deleted (Sorry Hafner, but pictures are still available for $500 with contract) I will just have to add a new one. From the time he was a small child, Adam was not into following the rules. One example of this was in Bible School at our church. We were at snack time, which was everyone's favorite time. Orange Kool-Aid, red Kool-Aide and cookies!!! So many good cookies, and so little time. The rule was "if you touch it, take it". Well, Adam apparently wanted to take all of the cookies, cuz he touched them all. Kyle, Damon, Cindy, and I all said "Thanks a lot Hafner. You touched all the cookies. Now they all have your germs on them." Adam just looked at us and ate the cookie he chose. What a bad ass. To this day, he denies he even remembers doing it, but we all know the truth. :ponder: