- RT "What happened to me and the new girl (or: 'The girl who cried Webmaster')" http://is.gd/8dNT 5 hrs ago
- @awayken Obviously I don't laugh if that headline also contains "serious injury" or "killed". I said "Chaplin", not "Hitler". in reply to awayken 5 hrs ago
- It's wrong, but I laugh a little when I read "one-vehicle accident". It always sounds like part of a Chaplin movie plot. 5 hrs ago
- @tonyrolfes Graduating is over-rated and under-compensated. in reply to tonyrolfes 6 hrs ago
- @Hale_Storm Just like the Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans of old. The circle of life. in reply to Hale_Storm 6 hrs ago
- @Hale_Storm Re: previous tweet. Started well, then this (-.-.-.l---.-.-) got confusing, but ended really strong. I can haz explanation? in reply to Hale_Storm 6 hrs ago
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Happy Happy Birthday Birthday Miles and Dan! Let’s go for 53!
Happy Birthday Miles and Dan… Miles you are a whole about 6 hours older than Dan… have a great day and watch the weather…. love you mom
That means Miles is old…er. Congrats to both of you. On your way to the big 3 0. Have fun with that.
Happy Birthday Miles and Dan! :)
—Miles, please make it back safely.
Happy Birthday Dan and Miles!!!!!!
Happy B-days Miles and Dan! I went to the school office and the 5th grade doorway to commemorate where I was the moment I heard the wonderful news of your birth and your birth.
woooooooooooooooooooooooo we love dan, woooooooooooooooooooo
its funny, some people say Miles and Dan, some say Dan and Miles. Based on who they respect more.
Why is everyone wishing Miles a happy birthday as well? This post is clearly only about my birthday. I don’t like to share. If you want to wish Miles a Happy Birthday, get your own Internet.