- RT "What happened to me and the new girl (or: 'The girl who cried Webmaster')" http://is.gd/8dNT 4 hrs ago
- @awayken Obviously I don't laugh if that headline also contains "serious injury" or "killed". I said "Chaplin", not "Hitler". in reply to awayken 4 hrs ago
- It's wrong, but I laugh a little when I read "one-vehicle accident". It always sounds like part of a Chaplin movie plot. 4 hrs ago
- @tonyrolfes Graduating is over-rated and under-compensated. in reply to tonyrolfes 5 hrs ago
- @Hale_Storm Just like the Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans of old. The circle of life. in reply to Hale_Storm 5 hrs ago
- @Hale_Storm Re: previous tweet. Started well, then this (-.-.-.l---.-.-) got confusing, but ended really strong. I can haz explanation? in reply to Hale_Storm 5 hrs ago
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I can’t believe you were drunk at your high school graduation.
Yay, Molly!
Congrats.
Congratulations, Mollyollygollypoo!
Those Milbank girls are always drunk.
Isn’t that Kelly Clarkson?
I know it isn’t, but I feel like there’s some resemblance.
I’m just glad she kept her clothes on.