- RT "What happened to me and the new girl (or: 'The girl who cried Webmaster')" http://is.gd/8dNT 6 hrs ago
- @awayken Obviously I don't laugh if that headline also contains "serious injury" or "killed". I said "Chaplin", not "Hitler". in reply to awayken 6 hrs ago
- It's wrong, but I laugh a little when I read "one-vehicle accident". It always sounds like part of a Chaplin movie plot. 6 hrs ago
- @tonyrolfes Graduating is over-rated and under-compensated. in reply to tonyrolfes 6 hrs ago
- @Hale_Storm Just like the Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans of old. The circle of life. in reply to Hale_Storm 6 hrs ago
- @Hale_Storm Re: previous tweet. Started well, then this (-.-.-.l---.-.-) got confusing, but ended really strong. I can haz explanation? in reply to Hale_Storm 6 hrs ago
- More updates...

Given a choice, I’d take the strawberry.
I don’t know if you can beat 3/99 Miles.
Seeing as the strawberry is included with the nerd rape, I really can’t think of a much better deal. Unless it also included a magnetic chip clip.
P.S. - I hope you never…ever redesign this site. Ever. I’ll probably never check it again if you do.
Mike that is way too funny! (your comment, no not your comment, but seriously though it is funny. NOT, but yes)
How have you been?