Archive for February, 2003

That guy, Brian Rand? Turns out, he didn’t do it. But enough of that. There is a new author afoot.
Check out the section by molly b in the poetry page. I highly recommend it.
It seems that the arts sections have been a little dry lately. I’ll try to fix that. [...]

A Response to a Vandal

Since the “pick your favorite Awayken.com moment” isn’t quite taking off, I’ve decided to just pick what I want out of it and rewrite those. As it is, the wall outside our room was vandalized again. This time I am taking it personal. So I found out his name, Brian Rand, and [...]

Awayken.com needs your help.
Awayken.com wants to know what you thought were the funniest posts on here. No wait. Awayken.com wants to know which posts would cut it in a newspaper at a college.
It’ll work like this. In the comments for this post, paste either the title or the url of the post(s) [...]

I have a great idea for this post. Today I am going to copy over some questions that have appeared in the Ann Landers (among others) columns in newspapers around this pathetic world. Then I am going to answer them. These poor people have no bloody idea what they are asking.
Thus, I [...]

Valentine’s Day. It’s coming up and I figured that I’d kick the holiday in the nuts with a preemptive strike.
There’s not much I can say positive about this day except that it’s a halfway for me. I do not like Valentine’s Day. I really don’t. I’m gonna give you reasons, but [...]

Our lives end in circles. They begin in hard points that conjoin and twist themselves into squares. Life starts off difficult, but simple. It starts off with no chance in the world, but the world a square of land in a circle of blue.
Then, oh then, it starts to repeat. As [...]