Because I’m Not Funny

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<zerox-> who has paypal
<KermyAWAY> thousands upon thousands of people
<zerox-> ok who has paypal that would be willing to do me a favor
<KermyAWAY> no one
<zerox-> ok let me rephrase it 1 more time
* SNguyen sets mode: +o zerox-
<@zerox-> who wants to do me a favor or else be banned


Fimbulwinter

The game, Age of Mythology, is one where you sorta play a God character. You control worker units (like regular civilians), military units (like archers) and myth units (like Pegasus). Then there are different types of buildings and you can improve buildings and people. There are 12 total “major” gods that you can choose from. They range from Zues to Isis to Thor to Gaia.

Each God is given a God power. Then, as you progress through the game, you can meet certain criteria to move on to the different ages. You start in Archaic, Classical, Heroic, and Mythic. When you progress to a new age, you can pick between two minor Gods. Each minor God gives you another God power. Some God powers are one-time events (like Earthquake) and some are duration powers, which is what Fimbulwolves is. It lasts 30 seconds or something.

So, Bryce and Tony and Lindsey and I are totally “ga-ga” for this game. We play it all the time.

One of the God powers for one of the Norse minor Gods is called “Fimbulwinter”. What happens when someone casts it is that packs of wolves begin attacking four enemy town centers (town centers are important – you make villagers there and villagers keep your economy going which you need for your army). It’s a great and powerful power. It’s horrible if it’s against you. And what happens is that the screen kinda darkens, and snow starts to fall, and then the wolves appear and begin attacking everything enemy.

So, we were sitting around in Marshall, the four of us, and we were talking about AoM, as it’s called. And Bryce and I hit upon a movie idea for this game. It starts with a playground where all these young children are playing. Then, it gets kinda dark, and the first snow flakes begin to fall. Then panick sets in. Everyone’s screaming, and the wolves come out to feed.

It can both dramatic or really funny. We pictured the children getting torn apart by these wolves, and the nuns who run the school push out the bleeding children because the wolves can smell blood. Then, the snow stops, the screen lightens, and the wolves all collapse and disappear. We hear crying children and screams. Then slowly the nun opens the door, says, “Oh dear God. We need a hero.” and then the title.

We love the idea. So, Bryce, Tony, Linds, and I have all had Fimbulwolves names since Saturday.

“it’s different now that i’m poor and aging / i’ll never see this face again / you go stabbbing / yourself in / the neck”

Me And Bryce

Flu says: its business law
Flu says: so you can imagine how lively that’ll be
in development says: Business + Law.
Flu says: just praying to god a friend will be in the same class so i can chit chat with someone
Flu says: right
in development says: No kidding. I don’t think I could ever do your major.
in development says: I’m not into business.
Flu says: comp sci is hard
Flu says: hurts my head just thinking about it
Flu says: but it is much cooler than business
in development says: That’s how we’re different. I hate people and you hate machines.
Flu says: what?
Flu says: no, i don’t think you hate people and i don’t hate machines
Flu says: but i got a laugh out of that
in development says: It made me laugh, too.

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…no one else will laugh!

New Year’s Dissolution

This post is a reprinting of an article written by my cousin, David Rausch. He gave me this comment.You can use it if u [sic] want. U [sic] can even edit it a bit by changing the spelling. I’ve never been good with that stuff. Merry Christmas, err. New Years, or somethin.g [sic]

New Years [sic] Resolution: A must read for the unsuspecting New Years [sic] victom [sic]

Hello People.

I didn’t make any New Year’s resolutions because, by believing I can better myself, I’m saying that I’m not good enough now. That thought lowers my self-esteem. Then, when I find out I can’t keep my resolution, it makes me realize that – while trying to face my fears and better myself – I’ve just cemented the fact that I’ll never be who I want to be. This ends up making me feel lower than I ever have before. And trust me, no amount of crying can get my “Pick a flower every day and name it” resolution back on track.

For those of you who have made New Year’s resolutions in the past, and have been hurt by them, I have found a solution. Make resolutions that are the opposite of improving yourself. Resolve to do bad things, to be mean for no reason, and to swear at things like chairs, or (better yet) things with feelings. Start things on fire because you want to and because others don’t want you to. The list is endless.

But, David. How will this even f***ing work? I say that you already feel dejected and a bit depressed, so doing these bad things that may be out of character for you can’t hurt your self-esteem any more than it already is. You have nothing to lose! You will then begin to appreciate the person you were before, when you had friends.

The next year you can make new resolutions to become the person you were suppose to be, not the person you want to be. This IS an achievable goal (since you already did it), and it will give you “happy feelings”, I’m sure.

If you find you enjoy doing your naughty New Year’s resolutions, then it was a success [as well] (as long as ur not killing people or things). (Or blowing stuff up.) Okay, if you like doing your bad resolutions, get help. Just stay away from me and get professional help so you’re not crazy anymore.

Of course, if you don’t buy into the New Year’s resolution banter, then you really have nothing to worry about. New Year’s resolutions don’t have any hold over me. I’ve denied them throught my life, and will continue to. So, to all of you, I say “Happy New Years:) (like 8 days ago).”

Peace Out.

The FAMOUS David Rausch “Boy of Destiny”

This e-mail was inspired by my Godmother/Aunt/4th Grade Teacher Sue Rausch

…like 8 days ago.

Good Morning 2005

The New Year

by Death Cab for Cutie

so this is the new year.
and i don’t feel any different.
the clanking of crystal
explosions off in the distance (in the distance).

so this is the new year
and I have no resolutions
for selfl assigned penance
for problems with easy solutions

so everybody put your best suit or dress on
let’s make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
as thirty dialogues bleed into one

i wish the world was flat like the old days
then i could travel just by folding a map
no more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
there’d be no distance that can hold us back.

there’d be no distance that could hold us back (x2)

so this is the new year (x4)

…happy 2005!