22 July 06

I Hate 6am
I Hate 6am, originally uploaded by m!les.

I hate 4am. Seriously.

Well, my Aunt Karin was gracious enough to allow Holli and I a night’s sleep. This helped tremendously, as our flight was at 6:45am. We met Larry, Carol, and Marissa shortly before 5:45am. We boarded the tiny plane and flew to Minneapolis.

Then we found Cari and Adam. Holli, Marissa, and I went to get breakfast. It took long because Marissa kept getting her beverage stolen by other customers at Starbuck’s.

Then we boarded and flew to New York. Flying in to La Guardia Airport is a little disconcerting because there’s water on both sides of the runway. Finally in, we got our luggage, found our shuttle bus driver, and a frenzy of picture-taking took place. That was just the drive. EVERYONE has a digital camera (Adam got his when we landed – he got Holli’s old one) which is kinda cool.

We couldn’t check in right away, so we walked to a little restaurant (Cosmic Diner or something) and had lunch. I experimented with long exposure pictures. Then we went back and checked in. Once ready we ventured into New York City. First we saw Rupert from Hello Deli near the CBS Store. Then we stopped at the store. I spyed Eugene O’Neill Theatre, named after the famous American Playwright who was born in Times Square.

We walked by Rockerfeller Center, Radio City Music Hall, steaming manholes (not this kind), and sidewalk salesmen. I took some photos for a panograph. Saw NBC studios. Finally, we arrived at St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Our original idea for mass for Holli and I was The Actor’s Chapel, but we decided to walk down to St. Patrick’s instead. While we massed, the others shopped. Brilliant “Toccatta” at the end.

Then we saw Trump Tower across the street, the Soup Nazi’s store (called The Original Soupman), a neat AMD ad, a musical based on Anne Rice’s novel Lestat (called “Lestat”), and a broken Dakt sign in Times Square.

For supper we first opted for Hard Rock Cafe, which had lots of Beatles stuff, but then we moved to ESPNZone. Here we got yelled at, they made us wait an hour, they made Marissa and Carol upset, and then they never checked in on our table, and we had to ask other servers to fetch our waiter. I was much less than pleased, but all I’ve expected from sports jocks is bully behavior.

We walked back, got wet, went to the MTV store, took pictures in Times Square, saw a Church of Scientology, and finally in for bed.

Phew!

P.S. I bought a hat.

New York City – July 06 Flickr set (July 22)

What’s Up, Dawgs?

Rose
Rose, originally uploaded by m!les.

If you’re anything like me, then you feel like there hasn’t been a whole lot of personal communication lately. You’re saying, “Miles, all you do is type up a trip that happened 100 years ago. We want to know what’s going on with you.” Well, I’m glad you italicized “you”. It gives me the will to continue.

Well, summer has thus far been crazy, and it’s not stopping (no, it’s not; no, it’s not). This weekend Holli and I and her family embark to New York City, New York. The timing of this trip has actually caused some problems for me at work, as I have used up all my vacation time on France, and there is Hyperion training in Texas that two employees have to go to, but all things were ironed out, and I was allowed to go. So, Friday we drive to Sioux Falls to spend the night at Aunt Karin’s so we can fly out at some unGodly hour on Saturday morning. I’ll bring some of you back souvenirs. If you want to know more, Holli has a pretty nicely laid out post about our trip.

Molly‘s birthday is the 22nd, so I’ll wish her “Happy Birthday!” right now.

I discovered this photographic technique called panography. You saw it above with the Rose. Basically, you take a lot of pictures of something big and then you put them all together in Photoshop. It’s really simple, but you get some pretty neat results. I’m obsessed with it right now, hence my two other panographs. You should view them close up to see all the detail.

Work has been slow right now. CRESH is going through some changes and so there’s not much for us to do, yet. It seems like that will change very soon, and I’ll talk about it more then.

I’ve been doing a lot of writing lately. I wrote a short film that Holly, Holli, Bob and I are going to begin principle photography on Thursday. It’s for a contest on StudentFilms.com, which we submitted to last year with the short “Driven to Distraction”. This one is called “Lost and Found“, and I put the script online. I’ve been starting all sorts of one-acts, but I finally got one finished. It’s called “Our Angels and Demons“, and Holli was/is slated to direct it. We’re not sure. She was going to do it for the Freshmen Showcase in Fall, but it now appears that she might not get a choice regarding what she directs. We’ll have to see.

Holly and Bob invited Holli and I to a cookout sort of thing in their backyard on Tuesday. We had hamburgers, chips, grapes, corn-on-the-cob, and more chips. Then we played “golf” in their backyard. Then we made a bonfire, and I shouted the phrase “Grandpa! Your dick!” everytime Bob snapped a branch on his knee. Then we had brownies, and we exchanged souvenirs. Good times.

jeudi 15 juin 2006

Madame, Mom
Madame, Mom, originally uploaded by m!les.

The big question for the day is “Are we going to The Catacombes?” The answer was “Non.” Due to logistical planning problems, neither The Catacombes (Paris’s City of the Dead) nor the Archeological Crypt of Notre Dame would work, so we opted for some souvenir shops nearby. I only bought a letter opener which may or may not become a letter opener souvernir.

From there we journeyed back, collected our bags, packed a car, and everyone but Dad and Madame tramped to the Metro.

On the metro, Mom and I met a Parisian woman who had lived for a time in Chicago. She spoke fluent English, with a little trace of an accent, and asked about the definition of the word “mix-match“. We talked to her for a couple stops. Thinking on it now, we gave her the definition of “mismatch“.

Then to the train station at Gare de Lyons. There we met the other two with our bags. I stopped at a photo kiosk and got my picture taken for 2 euros. It’s for Holli. :)

We set and waited for the train to Clermont-Ferrand to board. We had lunch: sandwhiches, chips, and coke. We put tags on the bags. Then we boarded our train. All was good until we tried to find our seat. Then it was discovered that our tickets were for the 16th, not 15th (see post title). We were scared, and Camille was angry (at her dad). She pleaded with an official, and we sat in unchosen seats. Thusly we enjoyed our trip: Linds, Bryce, Moll, and Bren in one quad and Camille, moi, Mom, and Dad in the other. The trip was problemless.

Arriving in Clermont we were met by Benedicte and Benoit and Alfred. We climbed into 2 vehicles, I and Bryce with Camille and Benedicte, where Camille was practicing her driving to be ready to take her test. Her driving wasn’t bad. France, not just Paris, is crazy with driving. Apparently there are a lot of accidents and harsher driving laws have helped to curb that.

We drove to the house and dropped our bags off. The first part of the evening was spent conversing and having champagne, soda, and pretzels. We met Quitterie, the youngest. Then they left to get Antoine. He is the eldest and most fluent English speaker of the kids. He took us to his place, which is elsewhere in Clermont-Ferrand, to download Bryce’s pictures, which caused him to run out of battery power (and it’s an odd, random battery). From Antoine’s we travelled to a volcano in the region, the Puy-de-Dôme. Clermont-Ferrand is situated within the Auvergne Moutains, made up of dormant volcanoes. I had a major ordeal in the bathroom there where I had trapsed almost all over the WC only to find that the floor was wet, and I had left my sexy footprints everywhere. So, I tried in vain to clean it as much as possible with toilet paper as I backed out.

Puy-de-Dôme
Puy-de-Dôme, originally uploaded by m!les.

The mountains were beautiful. We sat and had champagne (again) and chips and talked. Antoine had told us to correct him whenever he pronounces something wrong or uses the wrong word, so I have been. It’s been interesting conversation, and I don’t mean that sarcastically.

Once back, Alfred took me to my resting place. See, I am seperated from the group in order to have a bed. I would argue the point, but it’s obvious that Benedicte has put a lot of work into getting this room, even though I am fine sleeping on the floor if it a means a little familiarity in a foreign country. I suppose that sort of feeling is what Mom had when she came over here, 37 years ago. There is a French guy staying here (probably around my age) who speaks fluent English. He showed me around, and I set my stuff down, and then Alfred and I left.

Once back we dined. It was omelettes and cheese (Bryce’s favorite saying!). Camille left to stay at a friend’s place (perhaps to free up a bed), but the rest of us ate. There was a lot of conversation in both languages, and a little in Spanish, too. The meal was good, as was the dessert. Shortly after, however, I headed back here with Alfred to settle in. The guy here is chatty (I suppose being friendly), but it makes me uncomfortable, as I’m not at all sure of the traditions, customs, or manners in this place, and I’d hate to offend anyone. Oh, well.

I told my parents of my plans for NYC in July. I’m still not sure if I’m going. I haven’t been able to check my mail yet. Hopefully tomorrow. Discovered that Bryce reminds everyone of a comical actor who created a character called “Brice de Nice”, who thinks he’s a surfer from the Mediterranean (where there are no waves).

I am le tired.

France – June 06 Flickr set (June 15)

mercredi 14 juin 2006

Musée du Louvre
Musée du Louvre, originally uploaded by m!les.

I awoke to the sound of French children playing. And my dad tickling my feet.

Today was quite the day. We had our usual breakfast and then set out for the bus. We were pros at this by now. Today’s destination: La Louvre.

Bryce and I were tired. I, in fact, slept very hard which always results in a headache. I am working the hell out of this trip.

The bus we took stopped at Notre Dame, and we had to walk the rest. The Louvre is the largest art museum in the world, or so I heard. In fact, I’m inclined to believe them. At one point, the Louvre was actually used as a royal place of residence for the King of France.

The security was noticeable (not doubt fear of Da Vinci Code fans who plan on murdering an old man inside the museum), but not really hindering. Then we purchased tickets. Our first stop was the Mona Lisa (by dun dun dunnnn! Leonardo Da Vinci). This was in the Italian and Spanish Painters section (France gets their own hallways), which had photos restricted (no photo). I’ve heard people comment on it, but the Mona Lisa really is much smaller than one imagines. We saw a number of paintings, including The Raft of Medusa, a brilliant piece that I loved from our Art History book. I think that was my favorite painting. It was interesting to see art students learning from the masters. In the foyer for the Italian and Spanish paintings was a sculpture of Nike, which I believe is Holli‘s favorite.

What made the Louvre so fascinating was that, not only are some of the greatest art works in the world there, but the setting (the palace) is made up of some marvellous works, itself.

We also saw the Venus de Milo. No, I didn’t make it; my name is “Miles”. We saw it on the way to the Egyptian Art. Awesome. On our side of the hallway was a room of Greek vases (of which I studied different kinds in ARTH) but the other led to Egyptian art. They had sculptures, sepulchers, documents, tablets, tombs, paintings, and more. Plus, multiple floors!

At around 2ish we met for lunch. This we had at a café place nearby. We almost all got pizza, dessert, and soda. It was good, but messy (just squares of pizza).

Then Dad and Camille went to exchange money. Back inside, I, Bryce, Linds, and Brenna and/or Molly did Islamic art. I have a particular fascination with their descriptive script writing, and so I really enjoyed this part. Also, their works are very intricate. I don’t think Linds wanted to go at first, but I hope everyone found something interesting about it.

We next did Mesopotamian art. This stuff was huge. Most of a large city gate or entrance had been reconstructed on the ground level. We also found the Code of Hammurabi (photo) and lots of cuniform.

This gave way to Roman and Greecian sculpture which was, as always, pretty impressive. During this part I wished I had marked which works in my ARTH books were stored at the Louvre. So I could visit them.
Then we went back to Egyptian, but not before seeing Napolean’s Apartment. It was vaguely interesting. This is the third Napolean, realize, not the original Bonaparte. At Egypt, Bryce chose to propose, and it was great, and they both were kissing alot (bleh!) (photo).

Then we returned for supper, which was chicken and bread and white wine and a strawberry tart. Everyone had to talk about the proposal. No wedding plans are set, yet. Mathilde came over and then she led us to the Seine for our boat ride. The boat ride was nice, but it was raining. i tried to get some pictures, but it was do dark. I got a load of bridge shots, but I don’t know if I’ll keep them.

Then we walked back, had champagne, and showered. Mailed my postcard today and saw a neighbor to our tiny apartment up on the top floor. Now I’m ready for bed.

France – June 06 Flickr set (June 14)

Nice Guy Post

Bryce, Happy
Bryce, Happy, originally uploaded by m!les.

You may have noticed that my little bro posted a sentimental, sappy sort of sayōnara post on his website today. He said some awfully nice things about me (and a lot of other people), and I didn’t even pay him off (or anything-else-him-off, either). So I decided to post back. But, I’m not going down the list of commenters or close friends and naming you and dedicating things to you. This is just a response. You guys all mean a lot to me, too, so I don’t want any pissy comments. I friggin’ mean it.

Bryce:

What can I say about the guy who was my first and closest friend. We’ve had good times. From inventing (with the help of cousins) our own Super Hero series (which I still would like to make a literary reality), to driving all of our babysitters nuts (including our Aunt Sue), to developing a successful TV series, group short story (with Dan), and countless impromptu indie films (actually, I think it’s like 3). We’ve had bad times, too. Nasty fights over chores, honest wishes that the other person would reside in Hell, throwing tile at each other for an audience (which Pete still brings up), and even a stabbing or two.

I can honestly say that I wouldn’t be the person I am today if not for you. You made me simultaneously more responsible and more deviant, as I usually had to clean your messes but you inspired make messes, too. You had the balls to try out horribly profane and disgusting jokes on others, and I learned from those mistakes and consciously tried to create a “classier” brand of humour for myself. But you also were my first audience. And we subconsciously developed the joint motto of “anything for a joke”, when usually the joke was for our enjoyment only.

I look back on our past, and I think that a little thing like you moving away isn’t going to change anything. There’s internet and phone calls and plane rides. No, no. This is just a beginning. This gives a whole new state to take over. And over there they might think your abortion jokes are tame.

You may be the stupid one who loves cheese and lighthouses, but I guess what I’m trying to say is that I love you, bro. And I mean that in a gay way.

BBQ at Kyra and Holli’s Apartment

Extreme Bite
Extreme Bite, originally uploaded by m!les.

There were two parts to my weekend. First off, Friday I treated Holli to a nice date. We ate at The Ram in downtown Brookings, suggested by Kyra, Holli’s roommate, and Kyra’s mom, who both remembered enjoying the meal. Friday was a random day for me. I would randomly spout gems like, “I bet birds have a love/hate relationship with wind.” and “I have a Curves bag, but I didn’t buy it; I won it, so that’s not the same as being gay.” Anyway, I kept this up at The Ram. Then we saw Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest, and I really liked it. Holli lamented that I was showing very little indication of whether I liked the movie or not, and I know that happens often to me. I get so caught up in figuring out and analyzing the movie that my face is registers nothing. I just stare.

The next day was the the BBQ. I got into Brookings around 2ish, and Holli was sleeping on a couch upstairs. Eventually we went and got ice, and then we waited for guests to arrive. When everyone finally showed up, we had Holli, Kyra, Me, Tyler, Fr. Paul (priest at the Newmen Center), Ariela (a friend of Holli’s from Dak), Bryan, Ben, and Emily (Holli’s friends from camp). The events of the weekend were: throwing football, throwing frisbee, cooking, eating, playing games, mass, and sleeping. How interesting would it be if I just wrote about that? So, I’ll write about the people.

  • Holli
    • Girlfriend
    • Host
  • Kyra
    • Girlfriend’s roommate
    • Had too much mountain dew
    • Thinks I’m better than a “brainiac”
  • Tyler
    • Lives with Fr. Paul at the Newman Center
    • Kinda quiet
  • Fr. Paul
    • Priest
    • Somewhat intense individual
  • Ariela
    • Works at Daktronics with Holli
    • Made fantastic dessert
  • Bryan
    • Works at the Okoboji Camp
    • Majored in Business and Marketing
    • Has a blog, but doesn’t update as much as he’d like
  • Ben
    • Has a mohawk
    • Is actually kind of preppy
    • Looks like Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) when he makes his angry, punk face
    • Extreme
  • Emily
    • Didn’t like Superman
    • Isn’t actually dating Bryan or Ben
    • Has big hands

There was event that is probably worth noting. Ben and Bryan were tossing around a frisbee outside. Well I had, as is my tradition, my digital camera in my left hand and a glass of soda in the right hand. Well, I was following Holli outside, where the frisbee was going on, and I suddenly heard “Watch out!”. I looked up, in Ben’s direction, and spied the green plastic disc coming at my face. My reflexes, being much like a cat’s on Prozac, caused me to do two things at nearly the same time: throw up my hands to protect my face and turn my body to protect my face. First my right arm went up, and the liquid in the glass with it. The fluid rose up and formed a serpentine shape, flowing and delicious, yet holding together in mid air. My force was such that this soft drink snake reached such a height as to raise above my head. In that moment my second reflex instigated, and I turned quickly, rotating right, to face the door. Just then the frisbee glanced the back of my neck and deflected to my right. This just as the liquid descended it’s journey to bring the near-fullness of mass upon my back. Like an eternity it lasted until at last I felt the wetness upon my shirt. The questions thereafter consisted largely of “How did you do that?” Well, that above is how I did that.

BBQ at Kyra and Holli’s Apartment photoset

The rAUSCH rEUNION

Apparently, David is exploring a new typography.

The Reunion was fun. I will summarize as Holli wrote a post, Bryce wrote a post, David wrote a post, and Molly wrote a post about the Reunion already.

  • Left from Madison (Bryce, Dan, Holli, Brenna, Myself)
  • Drove to Hermosa for special Rausch mass
  • Food at Hermosa where Dan, Bryce, Uncle Bill, and I discussed a top secret project
  • Visited Tim and Molly’s, where Holli fell asleep, and we drove back a little earlier than the others
  • Went on an awesome hike near Bear Country
  • Ordered pizza for lunch
  • Rausch family picnic where I practiced snapping Holli’s neck and we watched Ultimate Frisbee and I beat up Molly
  • Fireworks at Chuck’s place, in the rain, but some cool pictures anyway
  • Played Disc Golf for the first time ever and got into it and it inspired Holli and I to try to play quasi-regularly
  • Mom dropped us off at the mall for shopping and food and I got two pairs of shorts and a Pink Floyd cd (The Division Bell) and almost a pair of sandles
  • Banquet and awards where Dan and Bryce announced our project and continued to promise features throughout the night
  • Holli, Myself, Molly, Brenna, Amy and Kevin went to see Superman (despite trying to recruit nearly everyone else, they all opted to play cards) and it was awesome
  • Tried to fix Pete’s computer problem at his Sunset Grill restaurant which looks pretty nice and he promised us a free meal for trying
  • Drove back and then Holli and I watched The Weather Man which was disappointing but not too bad

I have me some pictures uploaded, so goes see them.

tardi 13 juin 2006

Notre Dame
Notre Dame, originally uploaded by m!les.

Awoke and had scrumptuous chocolate bread for breakfast (le petit déjeuner). Was a bit tired. The room Bryce and I share is quite a bit different. It is a tiny, no-bath-but-a-sink flat for university students. And it was hot (chaud). So, we stayed up and talked and voyeured. We peered into the windows of other Parisians, finding little interesting, and giving nicknames to the heavy hitters. We sat upon our large window ledge and hung our legs outside where there was a noticeable 10 degree dip in temperature. Finally at 12:30 or so we fell asleep in the heat.

After breakfast, which I really liked (a flaky croissant bread with just enough chocolate inside), we prepared for our day.

Our first event was to change money near the Notre Dame. But first, while at home, we took the red tour bus (Les Cars Rouge) which allowed an audio tour and a two day pass on one ticket. Thus we travelled to Notre Dame.

Notre Dame, if you don’t know, is a beautiful cathedral, and I did a report (or a group presentation, rather) on it in ARTH. We went in, and I took a lot of photos. It is just as beautiful on the inside as on the outside. But it was also darker (go figure). We admired a number of things, including the Treasury (photo) and a statue for the Mausoleum of Count Claud (photo). At the end of the walk, I bought three 2 euro medallions for souvenirs. We also had gone to a souvenir shop prior to exchanging money. I got items listed at the front for Holli, Marissa, Adam and Cari. Souvenir shopping will be a little easier since I don’t have to get my immediate family anything (since they’re all here). Score.

Then we went to MacDonald’s. I got a Royal Cheese, frites, et un evian. The food didn’t taste that much different to me. The frites were more bland. Like fries when they sit out too long (or like the fries from Dairy Queen – burn!), but I liked it. After that we took the bus back to l’Opera.

l'Opera
l’Opera, originally uploaded by m!les.

First we went around it, but the front is magnifique. Also, high danger of pickpockets. We went in to find that the Auditorium was closed due to Rehearsal. I didn’t see how this changed plans, but Camille suggested we look at a book of the inside before paying anything. We did that, and Dad, Molly, Brenna, Camille, and myself decided it was worth it. So, we did. We saw some beautiful halls and other various beautiful locations. What I found most fascinating was that it is still used by patrons of the arts. Finally, we convinced Mom, Linds, and Bryce to pay and come in, too. We got a big group photo (photo). Eventually we departed and headed to the bus. We took it all around to the final stop. On our way back we discovered protesters on the Arc. They wanted Russia and China to not support Iran. (This we didn’t truly discover until zooming in on the pictures Brenna took with Mom’s camera). Also, there must have been a military event planned there. SWAT showed up. It was exciting, yet traffic remained the same. One brave cop walked through this throng of vehicles to the arc, using only his outstretched hand to wade the metal onslaught.

But, I get ahead of myself. Before that we visited the biggest store in Paris. It was called Gallerie Lafayette. There were 6 levels for all different tastes, plus levels 0 and -1. There was even a level for sexy clothes. I only bought a water. I wanted to exchange pleasantries with our cashier (feeling a little more confident in French), but when it was discovered that she was conversational, I told Bryce that I’d say “Bonjour”, then turn to him, and start talking in English. And so, the plan was executed masterfully.

Once back at the flat, we had supper. Lasagne, wine, cider, tomato-cheese salad, and chocolate dessert. It was delicious. The cheese was really good. Mathilde came and made sure to bid us all adieu. Then Linds said that Bryce gets a little too embarassed over that.

After that we went to Montmarte (the site of Amelie). We had to take a train (metro) and, while getting on, Bryce got doored. Mom started crying about Hogan. “Overture” may be from the French or Italian word for “opening” or “door”.

Paris
Paris, originally uploaded by m!les.

Montmarte is the location of Sacré-CÅ“ur, which means “sacred heart” in English. It is a church, still in use, that has a nice overlook of Paris. We got there and found the building locked, but that was just the square in front (with a merry-go-round). We were allowed into the church at the top of a very large number of stairs, and we saw a beautiful cathedral with vespers in session. No photos or videos, and very quiet.

We then sought a decent view of the Eiffel (none as good as our flat) and then rested in the grass. Dad and Mom left to go walk; Bryce and Lindsey went to go walk; and I can’t help but wish my belle was here with me. Paris is the City of Love, after all, and Lights. And the Dead. Mom discovered that Hogan is okay. His kind do that when in a new situation that is stressful. In other words, his entire breed suffers from pussy-itis. Bryce and Lindsey had a good walk but not a wedding ring walk. Brenna and I saw the city from another vantage point from more below (photo).

Then we headed back. The thing about Montmarte is that it seems to be a kid hangout. It was huge. Once back we took the metro again. Arrived back home safely. Then a walk back to the flat, some glasses of Coke, a quick shower, and this.

Now we see what tomorrow brings.

France – June 06 Flickr set (June 13)