Of Miles Rausch

Dan turns the big, landmark 24 years old today. If he had watched one episode of the first season of the TV show 24 on each of his birthdays, he, today, would get to see the season finale.
And, 52 comments is insane. You people are weird.

I don’t think you can use that phrase too much. Go vote, nerds. Vote, and to the victors, the spoils! Which, in this case, is a web graphic declaring your post as the winner!
If you vote more than once, I’ll take your latest vote, but please don’t make me go through that [...]

Sorry this is so late. I figure I owe you a present from California… which I got you! You’ll have to wait another week or so to get it, though. I hope your day was glorious!

But, Miles! You already made a post with this name! Shouldn’t this be number 2? Well, obviously, the first post was It’s Training Men 0, but in addition, the 0 is the identity, and it’s understood, and therefore not written, just like the “you” that goes before every command: (You,) stop eating [...]