Newsbleep 002: All Night Long

Newsbleep 002: All Night Long

Also, view CiCi and Sliding Drawer also taken this weekend.

This time almost all of this was scripted or planned. Not so much a video blog as an internet TV show, but it’s one where I’m in control of everything. This weekend, on Friday, Holli babysat CiCi, so I brought supper over (despite feeling really under the weather) and we ate and took a walk, and I took some video and pictures (see above and below, respectively). Also, on Friday, Dave joined Holli and I for a go of it down south. I decided to jump the Steve Irwin fan club bandwagon and make a “tribute” video to him. To be fair, Steve did entertain me, and I have nothing but good will towards his conservation and relocation efforts, but I got a little sick of how many tributes to Steve there were on the internet (and almost every art-upload site was full of them), so I shot right back. That day, however, we spent the entire day with Jenny and Molly Brass, eating out, going to Target (I bought the special edition of Narnia and shampoo), and finally we went to their house for supper and some home videos. A good weekend. Then I spent the rest of it editing this thing while Holli felt conflictingly more and more proud and more and more annoyed that I was ignoring her for my MacBook once again. I’m sorry, baby! I love you!

Shownotes:

MilesRausch.com Newsbleep 002: All Night Long

at least one person liked the Newsbleep, so I’m doing it again

Firstly. Night Stalker

Thanks, M-train. And good evening to all you wannabe Newsbleepers. I’m here, in the field, on location, right here in my apartment. The same apartment that you see in the opening animation. I am sitting mere feet from the very table at which I broadcasted the original Newsbleep, #001, in 2006. I know!

But I’m not here to rehash old (bleep)s. I’m here to investigatorially journalize the amazing night life of Madison, SD. One of the amazing features of my MacBook is the iSight camera, built right into the lid. It’s this same camera that I’m using right now, and that comes with time lapse capabilities.

My first experiment with this feature materialized in the form of a music video for a Radiohead song. See the show notes for a link. It wasn’t anything spectacular, but it captured the imagination of the nation. My second experiment was of myself a few nights ago. I wanted to see what it looks like when I sleep. I’ve never been able to watch myself sleep despite my numerous sleep/mirror inventions and experimentation with LSD. Also, I’ve been a sleep dancer ever since I was an infant, when my mother played Elton John to get me to sleep. I’m sorry to everyone who’s had to endure that, but I wanted to see just what moves I really have. But the footage was too dark, so I deleted it.

(crickets)

What makes this experiment worth it is that I live above the only traffic light in Madison, ergo the busiest intersection in town, which nearly guarantees good footage. Now, it’s very nearly 11pm. I’m going to set this up, and, always the devoted reporter, I’m going stay up all night long, watching along with you.

(timelapse and shots of me sleeping)

So there you have it. Madison is a town of freaks who come out at night to feed on the dreams of the living, turning the streets dark-red with nightmarish blood-lust. Anyway, back to you, M-train.

Secondly, Ghost Stalker

Thanks, M-ego (amigo). Over two years ago, the Newsbleep offices received an unmarked package in the mail. We naturally thought it was sars, and we beat the package until it was unrecognizable. After calming down and smoking a joint or two, we inspected it to find this spectacular home video. Take a look.

The video shows what appears to be a misty-like ghostly apparition dissipating into the window. Naturally, we thought nothing of it, until the studio moved into the very apartment where the video was taken.

So they did call the landlord, but the story he had was neither convincing, nor worth filming. So nothing happened until we located the author of the original video, and the story he gave us was much more better.

A fascinating story with humorous commentary. Thank you, Miles. And we we turn to our final story of the evening. Some of you may have heard that Steve Irwin, a man who’s enthusiasm for the ugliest, dangerousest creatures on earth has horrified and entertained the world for years, passed away while playing with fish or something. Newsbleep, always one to jump on the bandwagon, presents this “In Memorium”.

Lastly, Steve Irwin Stalkers

Reporter: Thanks Vitamin ‘M’. I’m driving down South Dakota Highway 19, heading towards what APPEARS to be the city of Sioux Falls. In the vehicle with me are David Rausch and Holli Gregg, two self-proclaimed Major Steve-Nerd Irwinites.

This In Memorium celebrates the life of famed South American Actor/Comedian Steve Irwin who coined the famous phrase “Crickey, dat croc done ’bout took me arm off!”

Montage of driving.

Turns music off, “Hey guys, story time. Name 10 to 15 of your favorite Steve Irwin moments. Dave, go.”

More driving. Make it up. Eat at Chile’s to celebrate his South American heritage. Tie-in to bringing Jenny Brass her shirt back.

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All photos from this weekend can be found in CiCi – 8 Sept 06 and The Brass House – 9 Sept 06

Newsbleep 001: Courtship, Cards, and Competition

Newsbleep 001: Courtship, Cards, and Competition

I’m certainly into video lately. I was experimenting with my iSight camera at home this weekend, and I decided that I’ll try a vblog entry. I don’t know how often I’ll do it. If I use my iSight camera, then I can do it whenever I want, but if I use a better camera (like one of them from campus), then it might be less frequent.

Shownotes:

MilesRausch.com Newsbleep 001: “Courtship, Cards, and Competition”

hopefully more entertaining and saves me typing
great sound effects like this
awesome visual effects like this, and this, and this, and this, and this

3. Courtship

Alicia and Doug
tiny, lonely church
guy I called for an address used the phonebook
timed it to sit in the front
Went: “Weddingingly”; Was: “Weddingy”
no photos (crickets); moment of silence

Related News: bryce called to say that he and I have a bond that no one else can have

2. Cards

a lot of poker
a lot of peanuts
a lot of arrested development
surprise poker shark: Micaela Rausch; had Dan’s friend Jon and Uncle Frank scared of her, something I’ve been for years
Dave gave us a tour of his house (Jenny, Holli, and I); ended in philosophical discussion in Micaela’s room

Related News: I got Arrested Development 3

1. Competition

annual Labor Day softball tourney
won first game, lost second and third
Members of the team were: Dick, Barry, Keith, Unknown Guy, David, Chris Smith, Chris Fellows, John, Guy I Should Know, Dan, Uncle Tony, My Dad, Mike G., and Uncle Mike.
Nicknames: D-saster, Scooter, F-stop, and D-rail

Related News: Seeds are addicting, and we should keep them away from Holli
Related News: Tony likes to touch people’s faces
Related News: Chris Smith will answer to any nickname you give him, with a smile.

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All photos from this weekend can be found at the 2006 Labor Day Softball Tournament set.

Grounds For Divorce

This music video is for a band called Wolf Parade. The video was shot around last St. Patrick’s Day (hence the snow and the green shamrock on my right hand). I remember it being a slightly boring weekend. David was originally supposed to be in it, but he found a ride home, and took that ride. Which, it turns out, was just as well, because I hardly had time to fit all the footage in as it was.

The idea was born from the song itself. I often found myself bouncing along to it, and I thought it would be funny if we followed a guy and a girl who find themselves inexpicably bouncing to this song, in beat. Of course, there’s also a “surprise” ending.

I worked hard on this. It was my first real music video. Sure, we’d done music videos before, but this was going to be the first one where some out-of-camera editing was going to take place. Where would my career be without our first Weird Al and Beck music videos? In any case, I went so far as to storyboard this, not realizing how difficult it can be (and how far off you can get) storyboarding something with such specific timing. The trick for most of it was to have the song playing everywhere. I put it on my iPod, and hooked up my iPod speakers, and we went crazy.

Be sure, if you like the video, to rate it on Google Video. Share it with your friends.

You can view pictures from the experience on Flickr.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, Holly Smith!

And, I’m sorry that I said Happy Birthday to Tony. I was exactly a month early thanks to the incorrect way in which I entered it into my address book. Apparently, when you abbreviate “September” as “sept” it changes it to “August”.

samedi 17 juin 2006

Outside the Concert
Outside the Concert, originally uploaded by m!les.

Today, in some ways, was a much less eventful day than planned, and, in other ways, much more so. Awoke to go shopping. The plan was to be back by noon, which didn’t leave much time. So we hopped to it.

At the town plaza we divided into girls and guys. Girls went with Quitterie, and boys went with Alfred. We tried looking at clothes, but they were all very expensive (Alfred agreed). So we did electronics instead. Then we went home for drinks. First we took a bus to a souvenir shop. I got a snow globe. I will probably have to finish up my shopping in Quiberon.

Soon it became obvious that we weren’t going to go anywhere at noon. Our parents’ plans had changed with their travels. Apparently they got lost or something. Then the girls returned and soon we had lunch. It was pizza, and it was awesome.

Then we played Smash Brothers for a bit. The parents returned and Benoit taught us to play Toc. It turned out to be quite a fun game. Before that Molly and Quitterie had played Blokus, after which, I joined in. I like that game, too, though Toc has much more excitement.

Then we had a late dinner of potatoes, cheese, and ham, which is what, moments earlier, Linds had requested for dinner. It was delicious.

Then we went to watch Camille, Alfred, and Quitterie have a concert. It was a school band with a bit of community thrown in. Camille plays cello, Alfred plays trumpet, and Quitterie plays keys. It was good music. There was a band from another suburb there, too. They even played a Sweringen song. Then, at the end, both bands played together. The place was absolutely packed with both musicians and spectators. Quite a difference from DSU concerts.

Antoine had asked if we wanted to watch his friend’s band, and we thought it was the same time so we opted to do the concert thing instead, but he said the band was afterwards. Then, some time between dessert and finishing Toc, he disappeared, so we never saw his friend’s band.

Benoit also taught us a blowing game. But, that sounds bad, so I’ll call it an exhaling game. You use squeezies to exhale cornballs around and get them in sinks. It got competitive. I played a largely defensive game, and it worked to my benefit.

Then I wrote a post, and now I’m going to bed so I can be up for Church tomorrow.

I miss Holli. She’s probably having a blast doing all sorts of American things. *sigh*

An Informed Essay On Plagiarism

I blew two weeks of sporadic work and inter-library loans on it, but a recent case of plagiarism has finally been fully documented. I learned a lot in the process. First, this NYT article is six years old, but nevertheless eye-opening as to the degree of the problem educator’s face.

Complicating things, even websites that sound like they might be helpful, such as www-dot- academicintegrity -dot-com (I refuse to link to them and thereby improve their Google standing) , are in fact thinly veiled essay mills. This particular site is almost comical in the disingenuous caveats about the ill-gotten gains cheaters garner, and the moral high ground of the narrow ethical route which greet you to their front page. And speaking of ethics, they’ll sell you a canned essay on the subject, or even ghost write it for you, for a price!

But all is not lost. Some people have been kind enough to gather resources to discourage and detect plagiarism. And as far as detection goes, good software solutions (linked on the aforementioned pages) are relatively scarce. I tried out doccop and CatchItFirst , which both scour the web for matches to any text in an essay. I cannot speak to their effectiveness, because they both reported that the single essay I was probing was unplagiarized, CatchItFirst adding the almost pathetic “100% original” seal of approval. Apparently the folks who wrote their program have fallen for that new-old myth: “If it’s not on the internet, it doesn’t exist.”

Well, the essay I was . . . well, “suspicious” is not the word for when you’re looking for documentation to validate what you already know . . . but the essay for which I was seeking the provenance did, in fact, exist on the web. It finally turned up in a chapter of a text available through Google Books. But seriously, Google, if you’re listening, for the love of all things good, offer at least a link to the same search run at Google Books and Google Scholar if the generic Google phrase search comes up empty! Though I was relieved to find the primary source at last, I was miffed to have searched Google and Google Scholar, repeatedly, and never been offered either results or link to Google Books.

Oh, and doccop also provides you the ability to search against any corpus you like. The strength here is that you, your department, indeed your university or university system can now keep a database of all essays submitted electronically, and using doccop, you can run a similarity check against that database. This puts the skids on those giant collections that certain frats and sororities have amassed and which they make available to members.

Long time readers might be wondering why I haven’t trotted out my favorite whipping pony, Turnitin.com . Fear not; I haven’t forgotten them. I have long disparaged the number-one site not for its profit and not for its effectiveness, which are both quite impressive, but for its[Photo] unethical methods. Not only do I wince at the “guilty-until-proven-innocent” detection strategy, which has driven many universities to abandon the service, but moreso I abhor that universities are effectively giving away, to a profit-motivated company, student work without attribution, compensation, or even student permission (except the permission obtained with a grade held to their heads).

I’m not claiming the student work in question is precious stuff. Indeed, much of it is poorly written, poorly documented, and flat-out uninteresting. But that doesn’t give us permission to give it away to a company who turns around and charges us for contributing to their databases. Turnitin defends their practice of collecting free student work on the grounds that student names are removed and the text is reduced to what they call “digital fingerprints” which is about like saying it’s not an essay, it’s simply zeros and ones strung together! Isn’t the very act of removing attribution to the author the very theft we combat every day in the classroom? And Turnitin celebrates this removal of identifying tags. The irony is viscous nigh unto a solid.

A student recently (well, 3 years ago) won his case against his University and, by proxy, Turnitin.com using precisely the reasons I have mentioned so long on this site. Read all about it elsewhere.

Newsfire

This is just a quick post for all you Mac OS X users out there.

This weekend only, if you buy NewsFire, the most beautiful RSS newsreader on the Mac, you will get a free license for Inquisitor, the instant search extension for Safari that makes searching the web just like using Spotlight.

Also, my friend Bob Davidson has left the blogosphere. His former blog, the software for which I believe he wrote himself, is now dead, and has just that sort of deadness as it’s splash page. Bam. Dead.

Makes you think.

My Poster & Tim’s 40th Birthday

My Poster!
My Poster!, originally uploaded by m!les.

I ordered a poster-sized version of this photo, and it came in the mail the other day. Here’s what it looks like hung up.

The Cake
The Cake, originally uploaded by m!les.

Also, this past weekend, right after the wedding, we had a surprise party for Uncle Tim. Boy was he surprised, I think. We weren’t actually there at the time of the party because we had to try to track down a bottle of wine that mysteriously disappeared on our way back over to the hotel. It seems that they forgot to tell dad that he had a package.

Anyway, it was mostly sitting around, talking, and eating. Some family members came up for it, some of the great uncles and their families, so that was neat. The occassion was also kinda solemn since this would mark the last time we would see Bryce and Lindsey as occupants of South Dakota. I can’t be for sure, but I think Bryce was crying.

So, Tim: Happy Birthday! Pictures are here. And, Bryce and Linds: if you made it okay, give us a sign!

The Wedding Fiasco

The story of John Fugazi and his wedding fiasco. Written and Directed by Miles Rausch.

Starring

Holly – Holli Gregg
Molli – Molly Rausch
Brenda – Brenna Rausch
Linda – Lindsey Nelson
Myles – Miles Rausch
Voice of John Fugazi – Miles Rausch

Written by Miles Rausch
Edited by Miles Rausch
Directed by Miles Rausch

Amber and John’s Wedding

Wedding
Wedding, originally uploaded by m!les.

This weekend my cousin Amber (Wiese) got married to John Faletti-Wiese in Sioux Falls this weekend. This weekend was much fun, and she is the first of the First Cousins to get married (on either side), so it was a new experience this weekend.

Amber and John have been dating for a couple years. At first all I heard were rave reviews about him, including (once or twice), that he was “the new Miles Rausch” in the family. I hated him. But then you meet him, and you get to know him, and you start thinking, “He IS the new Miles Rausch. In fact, he’s the IMPROVED Miles Rausch.” And then you start to plan his demise.

Six or seven attempts on his life later, he’s still in the family, and he’s marrying your cousin. Man, that’s special.

  • The wedding was nice
  • Got introduced to Trevor (again)
  • Watched Gabe become the reluctant center of attention
  • Took a family photo
  • Took lots of macro / wallpaper pictures
  • Enjoyed a neat banquet
  • Had good food
  • Spilled wine on Mom
  • Fetched all kinds of alcohol for Mom
  • Filmed a short movie (which may get put together eventually)
  • Danced
  • Jumped
  • Talked to a lot of people
  • Almost got wine spilled on me
  • Had a good time
  • Retired to bed a little before everyone else

So, I guess I’ll say “Congratulations!” to Amber and John. Many happy years!

Photos are here.

John Singing (video). Holli, black and white (video).