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New Pope Elected

Apr 19, 2005 – By Philip Pullella and Crispian Balmer

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – A new pope was elected by Roman Catholic cardinals on Tuesday to succeed John Paul II. The election of the 265th pontiff on only the second day of a conclave in the Vatican’s frescoed Sistine Chapel was signaled by white smoke from the chapel chimney and the tolling of the bells of St. Peter’s Basilica.

But there were many minutes of confusion over the color of the smoke, which initially seemed gray, before the bells began tolling to signal the successful election.

Even Vatican Radio had initially said the color of the smoke was unclear. Black smoke indicates an inconclusive vote.

Tens of thousands of people in the square cheered when the vote was confirmed.

It was only the third time in a century that a pope had been chosen on the second day of a conclave. The name of the new leader of 1.1 billion Roman Catholics was to be announced shortly.

He was to appear on the main balcony of the basilica to deliver his first public address.

The 115 red-robed cardinals from 52 countries who were eligible to elect a new pontiff started their secret meeting on Monday. Three earlier votes had been inconclusive.

A candidate required a two-thirds majority or at least 77 votes to become pope.

Pope John Paul II died on April 2 after serving as pontiff for 26 years – the third longest papacy in Church history.

NEW POPE FACES DAUNTING CHALLENGES

The new pope will face the daunting task of following one of the most dynamic papacies in history but also one that divided the Church between conservatives and moderates.

The election came more quickly than most Vatican experts had predicted. They expected the new pope to emerge on Wednesday or Thursday. The front-runner going into the conclave was German cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, standard-bearer for the conservative heirs of John Paul and the late pope’s doctrinal watchdog.

But earlier on Tuesday both experts and bookmakers had said Ratzinger’s candidacy was weakening.

The 20th century’s eight conclaves lasted from two to five days, with the average just over three days.

Some 15 cardinals have been touted as potential popes, among them Italy’s Dionigi Tettamanzi, Honduran Oscar Andres Rodriguez Maradiaga, India’s Ivan Dias and Austria’s Christoph Schoenborn.

Before the conclave door shut on Monday, Ratzinger made a final appeal to his fellow electors to protect traditional teachings and to shun the “dictatorship of relativism.”

Ratzinger made no mention of the challenges that other cardinals and ordinary Catholics say should top the agenda such as poverty, Islam, science, sexual morality and Church reform.

(Additional reporting by Clara Ferreira-Marques, Phil Stewart and Jane Barrett in Vatican City)

Viva il Papa! Viva Papa Benedict XVI!

My New Bed

Hey Kids!

First off, a big round of applause to Tony for posting twice in one day on his site.

Second, I’m considering a total redesign of the website. Not sure yet, not sure how major, and not sure if I’ll wait until after Listen is done or not.

Third, I got a new bed. And I have slept on it. And it was amazing.

I was doing the statistics in my head last night. When I left to go to college, I had had a nice bed at home. When you get to college, though, they make you get a dorm bed. This is a tiny, half-person-sized cots. The kind they give you in the military because you can’t really ever get comfortable, and therefore won’t be sound asleep when some third world country’s militia group manages to slip by our $2 billion of technology to slit your throat.

I spent a year at college, then I went back to Big Stone. In my absense, however, my family had rearranged the house. Now, instead of having my nice bed, Molly had it. So, I was forced to sleep in a bunk bed. I go from cot to bunk bed.

This continues until I decide to stay in Madison for the next summer. My mom goes to an auction and buys me a bed (how sweet of her). Guess what. This one actually has the Pentagon seal on it. It’s the same tiny cot bed I just got out of by moving off campus. How much does my family hate me…

I’ve used that bed for the better part of two years by now. I finally decide that, if I go off to grad school, I don’t want to bring this cruddy, used twin-sized bed with me. I want a real bed. So, with some proding from Megan and her Mom (neither of which wanted to start doing their taxes), I go to Montgomery’s Furniture store. Here they are even having a sale on all matresses.

What did I get? A full-sized Chiro mattress. Now, I’m not for sure, but I think that this link will show you what it looks like.

Last night was my second night with it. I, of course, had needed sheets and such for the bed, and I was busy all day on Monday. So, I decided to trust Megan to get me new sheets (mistake 1), gave her a blank check (mistake 2), and told her she could buy me one pillow (mistake 3). That girl does love to shop.

She did pick very nice looking sheets, bought two pillows (of two different kinds to keep me guessing), and then bought two throw pillows. What do I need with throw pillows? God only knows. I was a bit incredulous, but she did buy everything on sale, which is a good step for her.

Night 1

Night 1 went okay. There was all this buildup to it. Megan had been very excited for my bed, citing “Now you won’t have back problems”, but I think she’s just looking forward to taking naps on Saturday afternoons while I work on homework. In any case, there was much ado about the bed. Would it be magical? Would it fix all my problems? How was it?

Well, it kinda sucked. I used the fluffier pillow first. I was really hot all night, and sweaty, and I should have opened the window more, but Haji was right by the window. Verdict: disappointing.

Night 2

Night 2, however, had much more pressure on it. This night had to redeem Night 1, to set everything right. I chose the firmer pillow, I moved Haji away from the window, and I opened the window all the way. The room was quite a bit cooled down as I fell asleep.

Last night was great. I think I’ll stick with the firmer pillow. And I think Haji will be much happier where she is right now. And I love my new bed.

And, of course, with 6 pillows I can now practice jumping from a second story window. Score!

*page-faulting like crazy*

Minneapolis

This weekend I spent a wonderful time with several of my fellow Drama Club members.

The highlights are :

  1. The Lion King
  2. Zeno’s Cafe
  3. Brave New Workshop: Martha Stewart’s Prison Jamboree
  4. Mass at St. Bonaventure
  5. 4 awesome CDs that I made for Megan
  6. Quiznos Subs
  7. Take Me Out
  8. The City
  9. Nice weather

The lowlights are :

  1. Drama
  2. Long car rides
  3. Hot car rides
  4. The cost
  5. Car trouble
  6. Getting lost
  7. Crappy wireless internet
  8. Late nights

We saw Brave New Workshop first. This was good and bad. It was good because it’s always a pleasure to see the satirical skits that put on, poking fun at nearly everything. It was a little disappointing because this was a special show. What they did was to reperform skits from years past. At least two were from the show last year, and at least two were from the show the year before that. This meant that there weren’t very many skits that were new to me, but it was still funny to see. And the improv at the end was good, too.

We then saw The Lion King. This was, without a doubt, the higlight. Even though none of us were sitting together, we managed to find each other at intermission and afterwards. The show was fantastic. From every standpoint of theatre (writing, directing, costuming, set construction, choreography, acting, etc…) this show was always creative and awe-inspiring from scene to scene and song to song.

The last show that we saw was Take Me Out. It was about a Baseball player who comes out of the closet, and all the consequences that it had on the team and his friends. There was quite a bit of male nudity in it, largely because they were showering for about 20 minutes. I can see that the nudity did have a part in the story, but it was a bit distracting. I mean, there was a lot of it, and it didn’t really make me uncomfortable (except for Megan’s ogling), it just seemed like they wrote it into the script to be “edgy” or “boundary pushing” or something.

The other place that we spent a great deal of time at was the Mall of America. Megan was in love. We had to hold her back as we walked to the food court. She practically sprinted there. I was happy to have spent hardly any money. I figured, in a mall that size, that there should be at least one store that interested me, but there wasn’t. Maybe we needed more time to walk around, but all my purchases were restricted to food. Megan did get some new clothes (and that is an understatement). I’m just not a Mall kind of guy. Give me a website any day.

I think that’s about it. Wow – first thing that I’ve written in ages. And I am so bloody tired…

Minneapolis, MN.

World reaction to death of Pope

Today is a sad day for all kinds of people. Today everyone mourns with the Catholics. This article comes from BBC News

Pope John Paul II has died at the age of 84, ending one of the longest papacies in history.

Here are some of the reactions from around the world to the announcement of the pontiff’s death.

We all feel like orphans this evening.

Vatican Undersecretary of State Archbishop Leonardo Sandri

A good and faithful servant of God has been called home.

The world has lost a champion of peace and freedom.

US President George W Bush

I was deeply saddened by the death of Pope John Paul II.

Quite apart from his role as a spiritual guide to more than a billion men, women and children, he was a tireless advocate of peace, a true pioneer in interfaith dialogue and a strong force for critical self-evaluation by the Church itself.

United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan

The world has lost a religious leader who was “revered across people of all faiths and none.”

UK Prime Minister Tony Blair

This mourning deeply marks France as well as every French person, who identifies with the message of the Catholic Church.

French President Jacques Chirac

History will… record that John Paul II made a vital contribution to the democratic transformation of central and eastern Europe, and to the end of the Cold War.

Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin

The angels welcome you.

Vatican TV

Israel, the Jewish people and the entire world, lost today a great champion of reconciliation and brotherhood between the faiths.

This is a great loss, first and foremost for the Catholic Church and its hundreds of millions of believers, but also for humanity as a whole.

Israeli Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom

I did it

Well, last night I decided that me and Megan had no further to go in our relationships growing period and I took her to Riddles Jewelery and let her pick out a ring. Thank god she picked a cheap one, only $275. Best part is I can pay it off in smaller payments so it doesnt’ break my bank.

It was a very surreal moment. Megan was crying and I don’t think I’m any less of a man for crying myself.

I didn’t do it in any special kind of way, I waiting for her at her blue van when her class finished up and had roses under her windshield. I had gotten her extra set of keys from her house and put the ring on the drivers seat. Then she came out, saw everything and I came out from my hiding spot behind a car in the parking lot.

There was a group of like 4 people who witnessed it, they just kinda smiled, whispered to themselves, and kinda clapped. Being me, I took a bow.

No date is set yet, but it’s pretty big news. I havent’ called anyone yet cause I really havent’ had time. Cause then after that I had Math and Leisure Club meeting and she had RA practice and than we decided we’d tell people at a later date. So sorry everyone, I’ll call later and give you all the specifics once we have them.

Wish us luck.

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Happy Easter

I hope everyone has a fun and safe Easter.

And I still have no new ideas for Awayken.Com. You people are terrible at brainstorming. You’re all fired.

But, not today. I’ll wait unti tomorrow.

Awayk-Ummm.Com

Consider this a contest!

If anyone still checks this site, you’ve seen that it’s grown a little scarce for content. My m.o. lately has been to simply cut-and-paste my way into your hearts. This is not acceptible. Well, it is, but I’m ready for something new.

The humourous prose days of this site may be at an end. For a while, there really wasn’t anything funny to write about, and now I just don’t feel up to it. I’ve been quite busy developing Listen, a fun-sized side project. The site, though, has come a long way, and I’m not just going to toss it out.

What do I need from you? Ideas! What should Awayken.Com become? What would you like to see my creative and misguided coding efforts devoted to next? Or should I just cut my losses and give up? Your input is appreciated (HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!) and I will read every comment made. Of course, in the end, I will probably just do what I want and give credit to no one.

So is your face!

What Bright Eyes Song Am I?

When the Curious Girl Realizes She is Under Glass

You are “When the Curious Girl Realizes She is Under Glass”. You like thoughts of being with loved ones and being devoted. You tend to be selfish, but in an artistic way, or at least you claim it is for art. Oh yeah, and pills are very good friends of yours. (or they should be.)

Which BRIGHT EYES song are you?

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Good music enriches the soul. Bad music stunts it.

Tarantino to direct ‘CSI’ finale

Thursday, February 24, 2005 Posted: 8:48 AM EST (1348 GMT)

LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) — Call it “Kill Gil.”

Quentin Tarantino has signed to direct the season finale of primetime’s most-watched series, CBS’ “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.”

Tarantino also has come up with an original story for the episode, which is expected to shoot in early April and air May 19, according to “CSI” executive producer Carol Mendelsohn.

Tarantino has long been a fan of the stylish forensic drama as series creator/executive producer Anthony Zuiker learned when he bumped into Tarantino at an awards show during “CSI’s” first season. They have pursued him to direct an episode for some time, and after members of the “CSI” crew ran into Tarantino a few weeks ago while the show was doing some location shooting in Las Vegas, the stars finally aligned for him to helm the show’s fifth-season closer, Mendelsohn said.

“He knows everything there is to know about ‘CSI,’ and he is into the whole mythology of ‘CSI,”‘ Mendelsohn said. “Quentin came in a couple of weeks ago. We had a story meeting with the writers. He had a great idea, and it was so much fun to have him in the room. . . . We are positively giddy.”

Zuiker, in particular, “worships Quentin,” she added.

Mendelsohn said the story will involve a plot that finds one of the key members of the CSI team, led by Gil Grissom (William Petersen), in serious jeopardy.

“There will be more bugs and blood this time,” Mendelsohn joked.

Tarantino, who earned an Oscar for co-writing the screenplay to his 1994 smash “Pulp Fiction,” directed a 1995 episode of “ER” and appeared as a guest actor on ABC’s “Alias” in 2002 and last year. His other features include the “Kill Bill” films, “Jackie Brown” and “Reservoir Dogs.”

"Truth is weirder than any fiction I’ve seen …"

I took down that other post to make way for more positive, happy posts, but it appears that this article from The Guardian will not be a step in that direction.

Hunter S Thompson’s death has left a gaping hole in the ranks of American counter-culture. Thompson fan Kate Taylor reflects on the events of his singular life, and his ongoing influence on writers today

Monday February 21, 2005

“By any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died”

On hearing that Hunter S Thompson, the maverick voice of American counterculture, had been found dead at his fortified compound in Woody Creek, Colorado, friend and fellow-author Martin A Lee described his death as “sad” but “not surprising”.

The mood among commentators following the announcement of his death this morning was equally resigned: the subtext to the many radio and television reports of his apparent suicide was that such an act was a fitting, if tragic, end to a remarkably singular life.

And Thompson’s life was nothing if not surprising. He famously and fully embraced an unconventional lifestyle, summing up his attitude to fast living with the iconic phrase: “I do not advocate the use of dangerous drugs, wild amounts of alcohol and violence and weirdness – but they’ve always worked for me.” His house was most famously home to a collection of peacocks, but he allegedly also kept a keg of gunpowder in his basement, and on one occasion accidentally shot an assistant. His major foray into public life occurred in 1970, when he decided that “there might be some serious fun in politics” and duly stood for Sheriff of Pitkin County, Colorado on a platform of drug decriminalisation. The Republican candidate sported a crew cut, which prompted the contrary author to shave his head entirely and refer to his rival as “my long-haired opponent” throughout the campaign. He lost by a handful of votes.

Thompson began his career in journalism in 1956, working as a sports reporter for the base paper at Eglin air force base in Florida. By all accounts, the strictures of army life did not suit the man who once described himself as “a dangerous drunken screwball”, but after his (honourable) discharge he stuck with journalism. While writing for various magazines, he produced two serious novels (Prince Jellyfish and The Rum Diary) and numerous short stories, none of which were published until his break came in 1966 when he pitched an article to Harper’s Magazine about his time with the Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang, then associated with lurid rumours of murder and gang-rape. After that he had little trouble persuading Rolling Stone magazine to serialise what became his best known work, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

The novel, subsequently made into a film starring Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro, is the first-person account of a trip to Las Vegas. In a skewed take on the road trip genre, the narrator-journalist and his companion aim to cover a narcotics convention and a motorcycle race, but are sidetracked by a search for the American dream, assisted by a colourful palette of substances (LSD, ether, adrenochrome and ibogaine to name a few). This powerful, absurd tale of self-destruction soon became a psychedelic classic and delivered Thompson a cult following, as well as founding his reputation as one of the most important American writers of the 20th century. It also epitomised the way in which Thompson’s life and writing were intertwined. His conviction that: “truth is weirder than any fiction I’ve seen” lead him to invent a style of journalism to which he gave the soubriquet ‘gonzo’: a vivid, outlandish blend of fact and fiction in which the writer features prominently. In Fear and Loathing, the narrator and his “300 pound Samoan” attorney companion are barely-disguised versions of Thompson himself and his friend and lawyer Oscar Zeta Acosta.

Following the publication of Fear and Loathing, Dr Thompson (the doctorate apparently arrived by mail order at some point during the 60s) has remained embedded in America’s cultural consciousness, his prose and lifestyle both condemned and celebrated by ensuing generations. A self-styled political and social commentator, he described his journalist’s “beat” as the death of the American dream. His follow-up to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72, a savage and subversive account of the US presidential electoral process in which he preempted the verdict of the Watergate scandal saying that “Nixon represents that dark, venal and incurably violent side of the American character almost every other country in the world has learned to fear and despise”. His latest book, Hey Rube: Blood Sport, The Bush Doctrineand the Downward Spiral of Dumbness (2004) is equally forthright about the current administration. When asked in an interview about the modern impact of fear, the commodity inevitably linked to his name, he replied: “This country has been having a nationwide nervous breakdown since 9/11 … But I don’t think fear is a very effective way of dealing with things, of responding to reality. Fear is just another word for ignorance.”

Hunter S Thompson thoroughly adhered to his own belief that “Freedom is something that dies unless it’s used”. In 2003 he was asked if, in spite of regularly proclaiming its demise, he hadn’t in some sense lived the American Dream itself. “Goddammit!” he replied, dismayed. “I haven’t thought about it that way. I suppose you could say that in a certain way I have.”

Thompson saw himself in the tradition of great American iconoclasts – Hemmingway, Twain, Mailer, Kerouac – even naming his son after F Scott Fitzgerald. For many, the ‘new journalism’ movement of the 1960s, a forthright style associated with writers such as Tom Wolfe and Gay Talese, reached its peak in his searing, snearing prose. His nihilistic energy skewered the unique insanity of the 1960s, and while some felt that he lost his focus in later years, his influence is undeniable. PJ O’Rourke and Timothy Edwards Jones are acknowledged descendants, but his arrogant poetry resurfaces today in everything from Will Self’s novels to Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends. The crazed journalist at the heart of his own investigation is now a commonplace – some might say too commonplace – but what gave Thompson such lasting appeal was his whole-heartedness, the conviction behind all the posturing which still feels genuinely revolutionary.

When asked in a recent interview if he had any regrets, his response was dimissive. “Those I have are so minor. Would I leave my Keith Richards hat with the silver skull on it in the coffee shop at LaGuardia? I wouldn’t do that again. But overall, no. I don’t have any regrets.”

Why do you need a subject? You should just read it cuz i sent it to you and trust that it’ll make your life feel complete.

This was written by my cousin David, also. He’s kinda getting into this whole comedy writing thing.

Tonite, Ortonville suffered an embarrasing lost to one of our rival towns Milbank. I, David Rausch – I’m sure you’ve all heard of me ‘cuz
i’m famous, played tonite. This was the cause of much celebration among some of the fans, and much celebration within my mind. I bet you the Milbank fans were furious and much afraid of Ortonville’s secret weapon. I am such a secret weapon that almost no one we play
has heard of me. Can you believe that!?

The famous David is not so famous when he becomes a weapon of secrecy.

I am let loose to wreak havoc on opposing teams when our team is in greatest need – mostly when were down by more than 20. I accept my benched role because of my feelings of sadness for the other teams. I wouldn’t want to play a secret weapon like myself either.

Sometimes I am so secret my coach even forgets that I’m there!

When coach looks my way, I know he is not really looking at me, but through me. I am so secret its like I’m not even there! The last 2 games (Milbank included) the secret weapon has been released onto the court.

Its been fun to get back into the flow of playing again. Its weird being seen again after being secret for so long. Whether playing basketball or being a secret weapon, basketball has been fun and i have no qualms being either. My role on the team is to accept what coach does and believe that it is for the good of the team. If secret weapons need to stay secret than thats alright with me, I can still have a good time.

If the secret weapon continues to be unleashed, hopefully I can drop the bomb on opposing teams (make a basket) and create disruption within their minds and/or soul or souls if they have more than one.

Freaks.

Either way I am content and love doing nothing as much as I like doing something.

Enjoy. If you don’t laugh, i have failed in my purpose of writing it and have wasted more of my life than is acceptable. It has made me realize how tired i am and that i have no real life.lol

THE FAMOUS –
David Rausch