Author: Miles Rausch

I've made a smart playlist of all the songs with 0 plays. I listen to them because I feel bad for them not because I like the music. I'm THAT guy.
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Happy Birthday, Bryce!

If I was a little less upstairs, I’d scan the super-cute photo of us as children that I found the other day.

Boom – did it anyway:

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Happy Birthday, Ian!

Geez, I’m a bad Dad. I’m back dating this, so the future will think I posted this on your birthday.

Congratulations on making it a year. Seriously – good work, Son.

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Happy Birthday, Holli!

I really hope you like the Jersey Shore box set I got you. It comes with Snooki and The Situation book ends!

j/k lol

Happy Birthday, seriously.

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Happy Birthday, Dan!

I know this is late, but I had a little boy vomiting on me.

I’ve heard pretty frequently about this being our “golden birthday”. Did you get a single thing made out of gold? I didn’t. Here’s hoping next year is our “free video games all day birthday”. That’s a thing, right?