Happy Birthday, Cari!

Sorry this is late! I hope you had a great day. Though, I guess your day was filled with Adam and Dutch, so… do the best you can.

Fan Created Dark Knight Sequel Movie Poster | /Film

Fan Created Dark Knight Sequel Movie Poster | /Film

It seems that the fan-base, or at least the two fans who made the above poster, think that the next villian to get a dark over-haul is The Riddler.  Unfortunately, we might not ever find out.  From a podcast that I listen to, I’ve found that, with Christopher Nolan, there is no guarantee.  There wasn’t even a certainty that they’d make a sequel.

I like the idea of a dark Riddler.  But, can a villian who deals with puzzles and riddles whilst committing his crimes come away dark enough without seeming like a cheap Saw rip-off?  The Joker was dark, but he was comical.  Can a Riddler be comical enough without seeming like a cheap Joker rip-off?

I feel like Catwoman and the Penguin have been done.  However, I felt the same way about the Joker, and I was way wrong, so maybe there is room to rehash old villians.  With a brilliant filmmaker like Nolan, I have no problem believing that he could take even old, tired villians and make them fresh and entertaining.

A look at the Batman Villians Wikipedia page turns up more than seven references to “insane” as well as an extensive list of villians that we have yet to see on screen.  I like the ideas of Bane, Clayface, Deadshot, Hush, The Mad Hatter, Maxie Zeus, and, of course, Calculator.  He wears a calculator as part of his suit.  Who wouldn’t love that?

Who do YOU want to see in the (possibly never coming) next Batman movie directed by Christopher Nolan starring Christian Bale?

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Field Notes on the Arctic Tern.

Physiology

Arctic terns have no sense of humor. When an observer, crazed from living among fowl for 14 weeks, begins yelling humorous sayings at them, they just continue to stare. “As the World Terns!” the observer might say. Or “To everything—tern, tern, tern!,” wittily substituting the word “tern” for “turn.” “There is a season—tern, tern, tern!” Because it’s ironic, just like divorce. And it’s sung by the Byrds—hah! But terns don’t get it.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Field Notes on the Arctic Tern.

This article is, like, half funny.  Worth a read, though.

Official: Olsen seeks immunity in Ledger probe – Yahoo! News

At first, I thought this headline was a joke. Here’s an excerpt from the AP article.

The official confirmed a report that Olsen wants a promise of immunity from prosecution before speaking to the Drug Enforcement Administration. Olsen was a close friend of Ledger’s, and was the first person called by a masseuse who found the 28-year-old “Dark Knight” actor’s lifeless body in his Manhattan apartment.

Wow. She went from being a cute, precocious child on Full House to the (possible) killer of the Joker. Not bad.

Official: Olsen seeks immunity in Ledger probe – Yahoo! News