A business card is a smile, but a business card and candy is a vote.
Casio’s Dream
Knowledge sought beneath the stars is kept between its greedy guards.
Miles Rausch
France is like Canada at room temperature.
Psalms 68:21
But God will shatter the heads of his enemies, the hairy crown of him who walks in his guilty ways.
X2
Nightcrawler apparently has two penii.
Graceful
Careful: It’s Contagious
Playing Around
The Actor’s Nightmare
April 7th (7:00pm), April 8th (2:00pm) Picture Call, April 10th (7:00pm), April 11th (7:00pm) Strike.
Comedy Bytes
April 7th (10:00pm), April 8th (9:00pm) Jam Session, April 10th (10:00pm).
Food for Thought
I find it extremely pretentious to not put an expiration date on food. Even if you are salsa.
John Webster
We have a saying… pick the hill you want to die on, cause someone will help you die.
Radiohead’s New Tour
Words of Wisdom
Necrophilia is only as wrong as the person videotaping makes it out to be.
Lorelei Gilmore
Well, I did have to give him a coupon for a hundred free snuggles.
Karl Pilkington
He’s thinking, “This isn’t right. As much as I love bananas, this isn’t right.”