Tarantino to direct ‘CSI’ finale

Thursday, February 24, 2005 Posted: 8:48 AM EST (1348 GMT)

LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) — Call it “Kill Gil.”

Quentin Tarantino has signed to direct the season finale of primetime’s most-watched series, CBS’ “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.”

Tarantino also has come up with an original story for the episode, which is expected to shoot in early April and air May 19, according to “CSI” executive producer Carol Mendelsohn.

Tarantino has long been a fan of the stylish forensic drama as series creator/executive producer Anthony Zuiker learned when he bumped into Tarantino at an awards show during “CSI’s” first season. They have pursued him to direct an episode for some time, and after members of the “CSI” crew ran into Tarantino a few weeks ago while the show was doing some location shooting in Las Vegas, the stars finally aligned for him to helm the show’s fifth-season closer, Mendelsohn said.

“He knows everything there is to know about ‘CSI,’ and he is into the whole mythology of ‘CSI,”‘ Mendelsohn said. “Quentin came in a couple of weeks ago. We had a story meeting with the writers. He had a great idea, and it was so much fun to have him in the room. . . . We are positively giddy.”

Zuiker, in particular, “worships Quentin,” she added.

Mendelsohn said the story will involve a plot that finds one of the key members of the CSI team, led by Gil Grissom (William Petersen), in serious jeopardy.

“There will be more bugs and blood this time,” Mendelsohn joked.

Tarantino, who earned an Oscar for co-writing the screenplay to his 1994 smash “Pulp Fiction,” directed a 1995 episode of “ER” and appeared as a guest actor on ABC’s “Alias” in 2002 and last year. His other features include the “Kill Bill” films, “Jackie Brown” and “Reservoir Dogs.”

"Truth is weirder than any fiction I’ve seen …"

I took down that other post to make way for more positive, happy posts, but it appears that this article from The Guardian will not be a step in that direction.

Hunter S Thompson’s death has left a gaping hole in the ranks of American counter-culture. Thompson fan Kate Taylor reflects on the events of his singular life, and his ongoing influence on writers today

Monday February 21, 2005

“By any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died”

On hearing that Hunter S Thompson, the maverick voice of American counterculture, had been found dead at his fortified compound in Woody Creek, Colorado, friend and fellow-author Martin A Lee described his death as “sad” but “not surprising”.

The mood among commentators following the announcement of his death this morning was equally resigned: the subtext to the many radio and television reports of his apparent suicide was that such an act was a fitting, if tragic, end to a remarkably singular life.

And Thompson’s life was nothing if not surprising. He famously and fully embraced an unconventional lifestyle, summing up his attitude to fast living with the iconic phrase: “I do not advocate the use of dangerous drugs, wild amounts of alcohol and violence and weirdness – but they’ve always worked for me.” His house was most famously home to a collection of peacocks, but he allegedly also kept a keg of gunpowder in his basement, and on one occasion accidentally shot an assistant. His major foray into public life occurred in 1970, when he decided that “there might be some serious fun in politics” and duly stood for Sheriff of Pitkin County, Colorado on a platform of drug decriminalisation. The Republican candidate sported a crew cut, which prompted the contrary author to shave his head entirely and refer to his rival as “my long-haired opponent” throughout the campaign. He lost by a handful of votes.

Thompson began his career in journalism in 1956, working as a sports reporter for the base paper at Eglin air force base in Florida. By all accounts, the strictures of army life did not suit the man who once described himself as “a dangerous drunken screwball”, but after his (honourable) discharge he stuck with journalism. While writing for various magazines, he produced two serious novels (Prince Jellyfish and The Rum Diary) and numerous short stories, none of which were published until his break came in 1966 when he pitched an article to Harper’s Magazine about his time with the Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang, then associated with lurid rumours of murder and gang-rape. After that he had little trouble persuading Rolling Stone magazine to serialise what became his best known work, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

The novel, subsequently made into a film starring Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro, is the first-person account of a trip to Las Vegas. In a skewed take on the road trip genre, the narrator-journalist and his companion aim to cover a narcotics convention and a motorcycle race, but are sidetracked by a search for the American dream, assisted by a colourful palette of substances (LSD, ether, adrenochrome and ibogaine to name a few). This powerful, absurd tale of self-destruction soon became a psychedelic classic and delivered Thompson a cult following, as well as founding his reputation as one of the most important American writers of the 20th century. It also epitomised the way in which Thompson’s life and writing were intertwined. His conviction that: “truth is weirder than any fiction I’ve seen” lead him to invent a style of journalism to which he gave the soubriquet ‘gonzo’: a vivid, outlandish blend of fact and fiction in which the writer features prominently. In Fear and Loathing, the narrator and his “300 pound Samoan” attorney companion are barely-disguised versions of Thompson himself and his friend and lawyer Oscar Zeta Acosta.

Following the publication of Fear and Loathing, Dr Thompson (the doctorate apparently arrived by mail order at some point during the 60s) has remained embedded in America’s cultural consciousness, his prose and lifestyle both condemned and celebrated by ensuing generations. A self-styled political and social commentator, he described his journalist’s “beat” as the death of the American dream. His follow-up to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72, a savage and subversive account of the US presidential electoral process in which he preempted the verdict of the Watergate scandal saying that “Nixon represents that dark, venal and incurably violent side of the American character almost every other country in the world has learned to fear and despise”. His latest book, Hey Rube: Blood Sport, The Bush Doctrineand the Downward Spiral of Dumbness (2004) is equally forthright about the current administration. When asked in an interview about the modern impact of fear, the commodity inevitably linked to his name, he replied: “This country has been having a nationwide nervous breakdown since 9/11 … But I don’t think fear is a very effective way of dealing with things, of responding to reality. Fear is just another word for ignorance.”

Hunter S Thompson thoroughly adhered to his own belief that “Freedom is something that dies unless it’s used”. In 2003 he was asked if, in spite of regularly proclaiming its demise, he hadn’t in some sense lived the American Dream itself. “Goddammit!” he replied, dismayed. “I haven’t thought about it that way. I suppose you could say that in a certain way I have.”

Thompson saw himself in the tradition of great American iconoclasts – Hemmingway, Twain, Mailer, Kerouac – even naming his son after F Scott Fitzgerald. For many, the ‘new journalism’ movement of the 1960s, a forthright style associated with writers such as Tom Wolfe and Gay Talese, reached its peak in his searing, snearing prose. His nihilistic energy skewered the unique insanity of the 1960s, and while some felt that he lost his focus in later years, his influence is undeniable. PJ O’Rourke and Timothy Edwards Jones are acknowledged descendants, but his arrogant poetry resurfaces today in everything from Will Self’s novels to Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends. The crazed journalist at the heart of his own investigation is now a commonplace – some might say too commonplace – but what gave Thompson such lasting appeal was his whole-heartedness, the conviction behind all the posturing which still feels genuinely revolutionary.

When asked in a recent interview if he had any regrets, his response was dimissive. “Those I have are so minor. Would I leave my Keith Richards hat with the silver skull on it in the coffee shop at LaGuardia? I wouldn’t do that again. But overall, no. I don’t have any regrets.”

Why do you need a subject? You should just read it cuz i sent it to you and trust that it’ll make your life feel complete.

This was written by my cousin David, also. He’s kinda getting into this whole comedy writing thing.

Tonite, Ortonville suffered an embarrasing lost to one of our rival towns Milbank. I, David Rausch – I’m sure you’ve all heard of me ‘cuz
i’m famous, played tonite. This was the cause of much celebration among some of the fans, and much celebration within my mind. I bet you the Milbank fans were furious and much afraid of Ortonville’s secret weapon. I am such a secret weapon that almost no one we play
has heard of me. Can you believe that!?

The famous David is not so famous when he becomes a weapon of secrecy.

I am let loose to wreak havoc on opposing teams when our team is in greatest need – mostly when were down by more than 20. I accept my benched role because of my feelings of sadness for the other teams. I wouldn’t want to play a secret weapon like myself either.

Sometimes I am so secret my coach even forgets that I’m there!

When coach looks my way, I know he is not really looking at me, but through me. I am so secret its like I’m not even there! The last 2 games (Milbank included) the secret weapon has been released onto the court.

Its been fun to get back into the flow of playing again. Its weird being seen again after being secret for so long. Whether playing basketball or being a secret weapon, basketball has been fun and i have no qualms being either. My role on the team is to accept what coach does and believe that it is for the good of the team. If secret weapons need to stay secret than thats alright with me, I can still have a good time.

If the secret weapon continues to be unleashed, hopefully I can drop the bomb on opposing teams (make a basket) and create disruption within their minds and/or soul or souls if they have more than one.

Freaks.

Either way I am content and love doing nothing as much as I like doing something.

Enjoy. If you don’t laugh, i have failed in my purpose of writing it and have wasted more of my life than is acceptable. It has made me realize how tired i am and that i have no real life.lol

THE FAMOUS –
David Rausch

lovelorn

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15189381/

Maybe cupid isn’t perfect. Maybe he misses sometimes. Maybe his arrow hits one person harder than the other.

Maybe his arrows can impair as well as enamor. Maybe he can smite as well as smit. And maybe some of us can actually pull the arrow out and pretend we were never struck. And then cupid’s arrow is a dagger.

Remember: Cupido rima con estupido.

St. Valentine’s Day

St. Valentine’s Day is coming up, and I think I should pass the word on. This holiday is simply a way for obnoxious couples to fornicate in public. It’s a way to sell way too many bad tasting candy and day old flowers.

Don’t believe the love stories. They’re just science fiction for ordinary people.

A picture of Hitler with a Valentine's Day greeting written on it done by Collin Janes

Just Kidding Molly – You’re My All-Star

Tony says:
how was the game?

Miles says:
Little girls suck at basketball.

Tony says:
how did Molly do?

Miles says:
Well, …. she’s kinda the class clown of the basketball court. She…. well, … she’s not good, but she’s just so adorable that you laugh off her airballs and turnovers.

Tony says:
haha

Because I’m Not Funny

#447880

<zerox-> who has paypal
<KermyAWAY> thousands upon thousands of people
<zerox-> ok who has paypal that would be willing to do me a favor
<KermyAWAY> no one
<zerox-> ok let me rephrase it 1 more time
* SNguyen sets mode: +o zerox-
<@zerox-> who wants to do me a favor or else be banned


Fimbulwinter

The game, Age of Mythology, is one where you sorta play a God character. You control worker units (like regular civilians), military units (like archers) and myth units (like Pegasus). Then there are different types of buildings and you can improve buildings and people. There are 12 total “major” gods that you can choose from. They range from Zues to Isis to Thor to Gaia.

Each God is given a God power. Then, as you progress through the game, you can meet certain criteria to move on to the different ages. You start in Archaic, Classical, Heroic, and Mythic. When you progress to a new age, you can pick between two minor Gods. Each minor God gives you another God power. Some God powers are one-time events (like Earthquake) and some are duration powers, which is what Fimbulwolves is. It lasts 30 seconds or something.

So, Bryce and Tony and Lindsey and I are totally “ga-ga” for this game. We play it all the time.

One of the God powers for one of the Norse minor Gods is called “Fimbulwinter”. What happens when someone casts it is that packs of wolves begin attacking four enemy town centers (town centers are important – you make villagers there and villagers keep your economy going which you need for your army). It’s a great and powerful power. It’s horrible if it’s against you. And what happens is that the screen kinda darkens, and snow starts to fall, and then the wolves appear and begin attacking everything enemy.

So, we were sitting around in Marshall, the four of us, and we were talking about AoM, as it’s called. And Bryce and I hit upon a movie idea for this game. It starts with a playground where all these young children are playing. Then, it gets kinda dark, and the first snow flakes begin to fall. Then panick sets in. Everyone’s screaming, and the wolves come out to feed.

It can both dramatic or really funny. We pictured the children getting torn apart by these wolves, and the nuns who run the school push out the bleeding children because the wolves can smell blood. Then, the snow stops, the screen lightens, and the wolves all collapse and disappear. We hear crying children and screams. Then slowly the nun opens the door, says, “Oh dear God. We need a hero.” and then the title.

We love the idea. So, Bryce, Tony, Linds, and I have all had Fimbulwolves names since Saturday.

“it’s different now that i’m poor and aging / i’ll never see this face again / you go stabbbing / yourself in / the neck”

Me And Bryce

Flu says: its business law
Flu says: so you can imagine how lively that’ll be
in development says: Business + Law.
Flu says: just praying to god a friend will be in the same class so i can chit chat with someone
Flu says: right
in development says: No kidding. I don’t think I could ever do your major.
in development says: I’m not into business.
Flu says: comp sci is hard
Flu says: hurts my head just thinking about it
Flu says: but it is much cooler than business
in development says: That’s how we’re different. I hate people and you hate machines.
Flu says: what?
Flu says: no, i don’t think you hate people and i don’t hate machines
Flu says: but i got a laugh out of that
in development says: It made me laugh, too.

If you’re bored, and don’t mind questionable material, check out http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html.

…no one else will laugh!

Good Morning 2005

The New Year

by Death Cab for Cutie

so this is the new year.
and i don’t feel any different.
the clanking of crystal
explosions off in the distance (in the distance).

so this is the new year
and I have no resolutions
for selfl assigned penance
for problems with easy solutions

so everybody put your best suit or dress on
let’s make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
as thirty dialogues bleed into one

i wish the world was flat like the old days
then i could travel just by folding a map
no more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
there’d be no distance that can hold us back.

there’d be no distance that could hold us back (x2)

so this is the new year (x4)

…happy 2005!

Goodnight 2004

First part of news – I hope everyone has been having a great holiday. I’ve been spending a lot of spare time making music, wallpapers, and playing Age of Mythology, my newly bought game. The goal is for all of us here to get way better than Tony so that when he gets back from Florida, we can all kill him.

The medium of the holidays was “dvd”. I got 5 discs of LOTR: ROTK (a bonus disc of a Howard Shore concert). 1 crap DVD my mom got me which may be okay (an Orson Wells flick, but not Citizen Kane). Bryce got me some killer clown DVD. Tony got me Season 3 of the show “24” minus DVD #2. And I bought a 2 disc special edition of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.

I’ll be watching stuff until my eyes bleed.

In other news, something horrible happened to my stage.

Here is a picture gallery by Brad Hesser.

Read it here, http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1302&dept_id=181979&newsid=13639098&PAG=461&rfi=9, or I’ve copied it down below.

Playhouse suffers water damage

By:ELISA SAND, Staff Reporter

The Dakota Prairie Playhouse theater suffered water damage Monday after parts of the building’s sprinkler system were triggered.

In a news release, Dakota State University officials say that some pipes apparently froze and triggered the sprinkler system. Officials don’t know what exactly caused the pipes to freeze.

The damage was discovered at about 10 p.m. during the night watchman’s rounds.

In a news release issued Tuesday morning, Physical Plant Director Pat Keating speculated that a compressor failure could have led to the frozen pipes and subsequent triggering of the sprinkler system in parts of the theater.

For the complete story, see Tuesday’s Daily Leader.

Otherwise, sitewise, I’ve been messing with some plugins in Movable Type and in WordPress. I’m still not sure what kind of move I’m going to do yet. I really like the simplicity of WordPress. I think that I could write quite a few plugins of my own, since it’s MySQL and PHP, both of which I have experience with. On the other hand, I’ve been using MT for a long time, and it is a more popular blogging software, so there are more plugins available. I’m still not sure which direction I’m going to go, yet.

I have, however, installed a World Population plugin and a Text Formatting plugin, which I may never use. You might have noticed that the headers look a little different. This is something called SIIR, courtesy of AxisFive Media Solutions, and it allows me the flexibility of using any True Type Font (of which there are thousands) by means of converting the text to images. The long and short of it is that I can customize the look of my headings without having to worry that some user doesn’t have that font installed. Downside, images load slower and I’m not sure if it’s possible to make it stylesheet dependant.

In world news, the weather is making me nervous. Maybe snow isn’t so bad afterall.

Happy New Year to everyone!

…jan01 soon!

Where Do Good Thoughts Live?

It seems that all I’m good for lately is wallpapers. And none of them has been “funny”, which is what this site is supposed to be.

I’m worthless.

Good Thoughts: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13384481/

Where Do Good Thoughts Live?

You thought it would be a great night for a campfire. “The moon will be out and around us,” you said. “We can dance in the sand and in the surf for the moon, entertain her with our joy.” I agreed with reservations and hesitations. “I am too acquainted with the moon, and with you, to feel at peace,” I said back. And, with an icy look, you disappeared out the door.

We set up a fire on the beach. We waited for the moon. We didn’t dance. All I could do was stare at you, pull you into my eyes and try to hold you there. The fire colored you orange, highlighted your eyes and danced in your hair. You looked me in the eyes, and we held it for a count, and you broke it.

The fire was warm. The fire had the same warmth all fires have; where it touches you, it burns too warm, and everywhere else, it burns too cold. It doesn’t warm your body like a blanket does, all at once. It paints the heat on in coats. You were chilly, and I held you for a count, and you broke it.

“I want to dance; I want the moon to see me and smile.” You tried to dance by yourself, a dance you remembered from days past, but you fell into the sand and wouldn’t let me help you up. Then, you did an unexpected thing.

I sat by the fire, and you turned your back on it and walked. With the moon watching from your right, you walked down the beach, your arms across each other across your chest. I tried to call you back to the fire, to the warmth. I tried to convince you that I make it less hot, less bright. Still, you walked and walked until there was no light from the fire to touch you and only the darkness and the moonlight lit your way.

Even that far away, I could hear you crying.

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Left Side
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i can’t help. I’m dying in side out side all over it seems.
she hates me; she should she will she does
i wish to god it wasn’t like this
i want to be happy
i want to not cry anymore
is it her or is it me?
or is it us?

please god help me
i know that you know the best way for this to end
do i stay with her or do i go?
do i live on like this and wait for it to get better
or do i start over and give up
what do i do?
why don’t you answer me?
please
please
please…

i know she loves me
well, she says she loves me
i need to believe that
she loves me

love and god conquer all
she will be mine
she loves me
she loves me forever
she promised

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Right Side
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you’re no fucking use to anyone
you’re pathetic
you’re worthless
you have no worth
cry cry cry cry
and nothingyou can do about it

love is dead.
god is dead
you should be

why do you think she chose you?
not for looks: ugly
not for size: fatty
not for personality: baby
not for status: geeky
maybe for money
but now that’s drying up ain’t it
and she can make her own funds
with him

you are a fool
wasting your time
and ending your life for a stupid girl
enjoy the cold

…wallpaper!