Congratulations, Tara and Phil!

[Normally, there’d be a picture here, but I was stupid and forgot my camera, despite two opportunities to remember it.]

I hope the length of your ceremony is inversely proportional to the length of your happy lives together. And I can’t think of any sweeter sentiment than that.

Save it for L8R

L&S and the SD Dept. of Public Safety put together this chilling PSA against texting while driving. Knowing the ending doesn’t take away from the impact of the video. Work like me this makes me very proud to call Lawrence & Schiller my employer.

2 Jokes

Want to hear two jokes I didn’t understand for years?

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: The newspaper

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm.

Someday I’ll explain the whole story behind both.