Stressed Out in Seattle

Me

Let me paint a picture. You’re knee-deep in Paid Time Off (PTO), ready for your brother’s wedding. You check your work e-mail, advised by your boss, and discover that, instead of going to work on Monday, you’ll be driving to Minneapolis so that you can fly to Seattle. For a week.

I can’t say much (I’m sure) about the job itself, but I’m glad to be back. Matt Wilson, a recent hire who I am mentor to, was flown out to Seattle weeks ago. So long ago, in fact, that we all thought he’d died. He greeted us at the airport. Us was myself, Sang Kwon, and Carl Ware. Both Sang (pronounced “sung”) and Carl (pronounced “car-uhl”) are new hires. They were brought on to help Matt with development and I was brought on to do Readiness Materials.

Readiness Materials, near as I can tell, are tutorials, manuals. They are the flashy, fancy bits of paper that talk about the product by telling you how to do things. This is the sort of task with which I have been increasingly assigned, and which I am increasingly getting tired of. On one hand, it’s a nice creative outlet. Designing one of our User Guides within The CERTUS Company requires photography, print design, technical writing, and functionality knowledge. It also requires a lot of patience. It is slow, painful work. Yet I do it, and I apparently do it well enough.

This is what I did out in Seattle. We worked long days, often twelve hours. Friday we “skipped out early” at six o’clock, and Saturday we only did half a day. I can’t help but say how long it was. It was very long. We worked with a ten foot tall Dutchman from Microsoft named Julius. He often promised that we’d get to meet Bill Gates. While we did visit the store, and I got a copy of Vista, there was no Bill anywhere. I emailed him every day, to no avail.

Carl wanted to be mentioned in this post, so I’ll say his name again.

People in Seattle don’t like pictures. I got yelled at by a gas station attendant (and you can see him looking at me if you zoom in on the photo) and, after snapping this shot, I learned that photos within the Microsoft buildings is also illegal.

On Saturday we went out into the city, which is beautiful. I was taken by the plant growth in the city. There were trees and gardens everywhere, which I really liked. Also, there is water. John Webster is accredited with saying that South Dakotans like the water, and, for myself, it’s true. I loved eating on the lake. We didn’t do much for sight-seeing, just some “clubbing” and hanging-out downtown. Then I headed home at 7am, to eventually get to Watertown, where my glorious fiance would pick me up and drive me home.

Check out pictures in my Stressed Out in Seattle – July 2007 set.

Holy Mayhematrimony

Holy Mayematrimony

Good idea: have a fun, group activity to relax everyone before the wedding.

Bad idea: playing flag football… when you have a bad knee… and you decide to run it in…

Guess where we spent part of the night before Adam and Cari’s wedding? (Hint: check the picture.) Here’s hoping the actual ceremony goes better.

Brian Regan and Sushi

Sushi Masa

Two things that everyone should try once. And, yes, I know I flipped them from the title. Why do you think I did that, smarty pants?

Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad

Happy Birthday of your Marriage, Mom and Dad. I feel privileged to be the only child of yours to be with you today. It’s only fitting since I was the only child there on the original day. Giggity! (I mean after the ceremony, of course)

I Just Want Vengence!

Happy Birthday, Grandma Miles!

Drinking A Drink

Script Frenzy! You remember my latest attempt at NaNoWriMo? Well, now I’m even less into Script Frenzy. If you want, this is the project I’m working on: http://pc.celtx.com/project/u7O7lM5FF03m. If I ever get around to actually writing something, maybe I’ll put more about it up here.

Last weekend I went to Okoboji to visit Holli and to hang with some of her camp friends. I took these pictures, here. We watched Arrested Development. We played a game called Mafia, where Holli was killed one night. My catch phrase for the rest of that game was this post’s title.

Also, we ate at The Wharf The Wharf The Wharf The Wharf The (ask Holli about the name) and Luke was telling a story, which began with, “Ok. The earth is round.” I quickly responded with “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute. You just blew my mind.” A phrase which I have found success with in other venues.

During the week, Holly and Bob came over. We discussed the filming of their wedding a bit. We were even able to get into the church to look around. Then we came back, had some ice cream, and played Burnout Revenge. We played the game where you have to cause a certain monetary amount of damage by crashing your car. We played one level where there is a large donut on a diner. It was a nightmare. We spent nearly forty minutes on it before all three of us had caused the necessary amount of damage.

The summer is boring. Now that I have all this time to write, I’m in the doldrums. The problem is that I usually can’t go to bed unless I feel I’ve earned it. Of course, just working in the office all day doesn’t count. I have to do something worthwhile in my off time. So, if I just come home, surf the ‘net, and watch TV, then I can’t sleep. I have to watch TV or read until late to qualify for rest, and then I’m tired.

How is everyone else’s summer going so far?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Lost Season Finale on May 23rd (Wednesday) at 8pm CST lasting until 10pm

Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip returns on May 24th (Thursday) at 9pm CST